Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Ultra Heavy Cotton Box Tee
$35.60 – $36.62
Thick enough to block out judgment and soft enough to nap in after chasing a beagle across a park, this boxy tee is oversized, overbuilt, and over every expectation of being on time. It’s the fashion-forward apology you can wear—loud, comfy, and totally justified.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : funny boxy tee, oversized excusewear, sorry I’m late fashion, thick cotton canine couture, ultra heavy dog shirt
This is not your average tee. This is the tank of T-shirts. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Ultra Heavy Cotton Box Tee is made from 8.5 oz of pure, unapologetic cotton—thick enough to shield you from judgment and stylish enough to turn dog-stalking into a fashion statement.
With a boxy, oversized fit, dropped shoulders, and the energy of someone who’s late but living their best fluffy-life-loving truth, this tee is for those who think “running late” is just another form of cardio (especially if there’s a golden retriever involved).
✨ Key Features:
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🧵 100% Cotton: Built like a cloud with muscle. Soft on the skin, hard on excuses.
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📏 Ultra Heavy Fabric (8.5 oz):Thick, warm, and ready to support the emotional weight of being 20 minutes late because a Shih Tzu made eye contact.
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📦 Boxy, Oversized Fit: Made for comfort, drama, and room to move if you need to chase after a corgi at full speed.
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😌 Dropped Shoulders: Relaxed, effortless, and just slightly better than therapy.
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🧷 Classic Crew Neck: Ribbed and ready for whatever your dog-loving lifestyle throws at it (including actual dog hair).
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🏷 Sewn-in Neck and Side Labels: Because even your tags know better than to interrupt your vibe.
🧺 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (like your boss’s tone after you’re late again)
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Wash with similar colors (other chaos-in-cotton items welcome)
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Non-chlorine bleach as needed (but really, just don’t)
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Tumble dry low—this tee doesn’t sweat the small stuff
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Iron low (never on the print unless you enjoy melted sarcasm)
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Do not dry clean—this shirt is not a business casual kind of deal
📏 Size Guide:
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XS–S – For quick-footed wanderers with minimalist leash energy
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M–L – Roomy, comfy, and ideal for everyday “WHO’S A GOOD BOY?!” moments
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XL–2XL – Maximum fabric for maximum petting range
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3XL–5XL – Big tee energy for big dog energy—you need space for spontaneous joy and snack storage
💡 Pro Tip: This tee pairs beautifully with joggers, beanies, and stories that start with, “So I was late because…” It’s the perfect uniform for people who love streetwear, heavy cotton, and dramatically pausing life for a Frenchie in a raincoat.
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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 24.02 25.20 26.38 27.56 28.74 29.92 31.69 33.46 35.24 Length, in 28.15 28.94 29.72 30.51 31.30 32.09 32.48 32.87 33.27 Sleeve length, in 8.11 8.27 8.43 8.58 8.74 8.90 9.06 9.21 9.37 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 -