Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Creator 2.0 T-Shirt
$24.73 – $28.35
Soft, sustainable, and smugly stylish—this organic tee says “I care about the planet… but I really care about that golden retriever I just saw.” With a flattering fit and a lived-in feel, it’s your go-to look for being late, lovable, and low-impact.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : creator 2.0 canine couture, eco friendly unisex tee, funny sustainable fashion, organic dog excuse shirt, sorry I’m late clothing
Introducing the shirt that’s as socially responsible as you pretend to be before you get distracted by a dachshund in a sweater. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Creator 2.0 Tee by Stanley Stella is 100% organic ring-spun combed cotton, fabric-washed for softness so dangerously cozy, you may never wear anything else again.
With a medium fit that flatters without squeezing and a sustainably smug attitude, this tee proves you can care deeply about the environment and get emotionally overwhelmed by Labradors. It’s perfect for work, weekends, or explaining—again—why you’re 14 minutes late with fur on your pants.
✨ Key Features:
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🌿 100% Organic Combed Ring-Spun Cotton: Grown without pesticides, herbicides, or guilt—just like your love for dogs that aren’t yours.
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🧵 Medium Fit: Not too tight, not too loose. Just right for strolling, lounging, or chasing after golden retrievers you “accidentally” followed for six blocks.
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🧶 Ribbed 1×1 Collar: Snaps back into shape better than your schedule ever will.
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📏 Self-Fabric Shoulder and Neck Tape: Because comfort should never stretch thin—unlike your excuse timeline.
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🧷 Double-Needle Sleeve and Hem Stitching: Durable enough to withstand enthusiastic dog encounters and repeated wash cycles from all the treat crumbs you collect.
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🏷 Tear-Away Label: No scratchy tag drama—just pure, organic peace.
🧺 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (like your attempt to stay on schedule)
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Tumble dry low—this shirt’s chill, not high-maintenance
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Iron on low if needed (but dog hair camouflages wrinkles perfectly)
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Do not bleach—this shirt is bright enough without help
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No dry cleaning—it’s fancy enough already
📏 Size Guide:
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2XS–XS – For quick dodgers and fast-flailing fangirls of corgis
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S–M – Perfect for casual chasers and laid-back tail-followers
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L–XL – Great for those who sprint across streets yelling “IS THAT A HUSKY?!”
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2XL–5XL – Built for comfort, confidence, and maximum cuddle-readiness (with or without a dog)
💡 Pro Tip: This shirt pairs best with recycled denim, reusable tote bags, and a phone gallery that’s 96% blurry dog photos. Wear it to dog parks, eco markets, or any situation where you plan to arrive late but look (and feel) spectacular doing it.
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2XS XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 17.91 18.70 19.49 21.06 22.24 23.43 25.00 26.57 28.54 30.51 Length, in 24.41 25.59 27.17 28.74 29.53 30.31 31.10 31.89 32.68 33.07 Sleeve length, in 7.87 8.27 8.86 9.45 9.65 9.84 10.04 10.24 10.24 10.24 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 -