Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex ComfortWash® Garment-Dyed T-Shirt

You were on time. You were focused. And then—bam—dog. Thankfully, you’ve got the perfect shirt to soften the blow (literally). The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog ComfortWash® Tee delivers retro charm, heavenly softness, and just enough structure to fool people into thinking you planned your outfit… instead of getting distracted by a basset hound.

Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this garment-dyed, vintage-style tee is the soft, well-worn hero of your closet. With double-needle stitching, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, and Hanes quality, it’s built to survive even your most chaotic, dog-fueled detours.

✨ Key Features:

• 🧵 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Soft, smooth, and strong enough to emotionally support your dog-chasing lifestyle.

• 🎨 Garment-Dyed for a Vintage Vibe: Because you like your shirts like you like your excuses—well-worn, unique, and a little faded.

• 👕 Classic Crewneck Fit: Ribbed and reliable. Like a best friend who listens to your 20-minute story about a pug you saw once.

• 🧷 Double-Needle Stitching: Reinforced for stability while you dramatically reenact the moment a golden retriever winked at you.

• 📐 Shoulder-to-Shoulder Taping: Keeps everything in shape—because something should.

• 🏷 Sew-in Twill Label: Premium and permanent. Just like your reputation for being late… adorably.

🧺 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, gentle cycle (like your last attempt at being on time)

• Non-chlorine bleach if needed—but seriously, be gentle

• Tumble dry low—this tee’s mellow, not melty

• Iron on medium heat, or just embrace the wrinkle rebellion

• Do not dry clean—this shirt is low-key like your commitment to time management

📏 Size Guide:

• S – For quick-witted wanderers who whisper “puppy!” 18 times a day.

• M – Balanced for brunch-goers and sidewalk schnauzer spotters.

• L – Great for lunging toward poodles while still looking cute.

• XL – Built for full-volume gasps and bold fashion forgiveness.

• 2XL – Comfy enough for midday naps after chasing tail (literally).

• 3XL – Maximum room for movement, snacks, and emotional support pets.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair with jeans, your favorite sneakers, and an inability to pass a dog without saying “who’s a good boy?” Bonus points if you pretend you’re only five minutes late (you’re not) but you are pet-covered and happy—so who’s really winning?

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