Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Organic Women’s Classic T-Shirt
$32.72 – $38.25
Soft, sustainable, and socially acceptable in both yoga class and dog parks. This organic cotton tee is the perfect excuse for being late, lost, or emotionally overwhelmed by a dachshund in a sweater. Guilt-free, pesticide-free, and 100% dog-approved.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : funny eco excuse tee, organic dog lover t-shirt, sorry I’m late shirt, toxin free canine couture, women’s sustainable fashion
Made for the woman who respects the planet, loves comfort, and simply cannot walk past a golden retriever without squealing. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Organic Women’s Classic Tee is sustainably made and enzyme-washed to be so soft it practically apologizes for you.
Crafted from 100% certified organic ring-spun cotton, this semi-slim fit beauty is breathable, stylish, and smugly pesticide-free—perfect for dog chasers who want to look great and feel morally superior. Whether you’re brunching, late to yoga, or explaining for the fifth time that it was definitely a rescue, this tee has your back.
🧵 Key Features:
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🍃 100% Certified Organic Cotton: Grown without chemicals, judgment, or time constraints. Great for your skin, conscience, and dog-fueled detour days.
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🧶 Ribbed Collar: Flexible and forgiving—just like your friends (hopefully) when you arrive late, again.
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📐 Side Seams: For structure and silhouette, because even if your ETA is chaos, your outfit is not.
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👕 Self-Fabric Shoulder Tape: Keeps the shoulders looking sharp, no matter how often you shrug while saying, “I saw a corgi… in a raincoat.”
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🧼 Enzyme Washed Finish: As soft as your heart when you see a puppy. Yes, it’s that soft.
🧺 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (like the stare your boss gave you for being late)
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Non-chlorine bleach only (it’s a gentle soul, just like that golden retriever you met)
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Tumble dry low—this tee doesn’t do high drama
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Iron on low if needed (but wrinkles pair well with “charmingly flustered”)
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Do not dry clean—this shirt is laid-back, not high-maintenance
📏 Size Guide:
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S – For fast walkers who casually screech at Chihuahuas.
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M – The “just one pat” crowd that turns into 10-minute snuggle sessions.
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L – Enough room for dramatics, squeals, and full-arm dog-pointing.
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XL – Comfy, confident, and fully prepared for unexpected puppy encounters.
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2XL – Maximum space for joy, snacks, and deep, personal conversations with poodles.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair it with jeans, sneakers, and a firm grip on your reusable coffee cup—because that’s definitely going flying when you spot a Great Dane in the wild. Also works great as a conversation starter and/or apology device.
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