Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Classic Crewneck T-Shirt

Let’s be honest: punctuality is overrated when there are dogs out in the wild doing adorable things. Enter the Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Classic Crewneck Tee—your all-occasion, all-excuse, all-comfort staple.

Made from 100% combed, ring-spun cotton, this tee is soft, breathable, and ready to be worn anywhere—be it brunch, dog parks, or surprise corgi sightings. With a classic fit, tear-away label, and side-seamed structure, this shirt stays chill, even if you don’t.

Because let’s face it—if you’re going to be late, at least show up in a shirt that already explains why.

✨ Key Features:

• 🐶 100% Combed, Ring-Spun Cotton: Softer than a puppy’s belly and 100% more socially acceptable to wear in public.
  (Heather and Ash Greys come with just a smidge of polyester for extra flexibility when dodging questions like “Where have you been?”)

• 🧵 Double-Needle Hemming: Durable enough to survive repeated washes, awkward hugs, and dramatic dog-chasing lunges.

• 📐 Side Seams: Keeps its shape longer than your plan to avoid distractions (spoiler: you’ll fail—again).

• 🧶 Neck & Shoulder Tape: Reinforced to handle your head-whipping, tail-spotting lifestyle.

• 🏷 Tear-Away Label: Because itchy necks are for people who show up on time.

🧺 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your attempt at playing it cool near pugs)

• Do not bleach (this shirt is already lit)

• Tumble dry low, like your expectations for arriving on time

• Iron on low if you must—but wrinkles are your personality now

• Do not dry clean (this shirt is rebellious, just like you)

📏 Size Guide:

• S – For swift side-steppers who can spot a beagle mid-traffic.

• M – Balanced for those who wander off mid-convo to greet golden retrievers.

• L – For those with big hearts and even bigger reactions to corgis in costumes.

• XL – Room to move, groove, and make heart eyes at every labradoodle.

• 2XL – Maximum comfort, max coverage, max potential for “accidental” detours to dog-friendly cafes.

💡 Pro Tip: This tee works great under flannels, hoodies, or your reputation for being chronically distracted by dogs. Add sunglasses and a coffee to complete the look of “I didn’t even try—but I still look great.”

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