Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Sueded T-Shirt

This isn’t just a t-shirt. It’s a soft, sueded alibi for your ongoing habit of running behind because—you guessed it—you saw a dog. Made from a premium blend of 60% combed ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester, this tee is so cozy it practically comes with a built-in apology.

The brushed sueded finish is flannel-soft, emotionally supportive, and blessedly resistant to pilling—unlike your resolve to ignore golden retrievers mid-errand. It’s preshrunk, so it won’t betray you in the laundry, and ideal for both lounging and pretending you’re going to be on time someday. Spoiler: you won’t. But you’ll look amazing.

🧵 Key Features:

• 🧸 Sueded for Supreme Softness: A brushed finish so velvety, you may be mistaken for a walking plush toy with excellent taste.

• 🧶 60/40 Cotton-Poly Blend: Strong, breathable, and smooth enough to distract people from your complete lack of punctuality.

• 🧷 1×1 Ribbed Collar: Stretches like your excuse for being late, then snaps back into shape like your enthusiasm for petting strangers’ dogs.

• 🧍 With Side Seams: Keeps its shape longer than your ability to resist yelling “PUPPY!” across the street.

• 🧺 Preshrunk: Because you’ve got enough surprises in your day (like unexpectedly meeting a corgi in a bowtie).

🧺 Care Instructions:

Treat it like your emotional support tee (because it is):

• Machine wash cold (like your attempt to play it cool around Great Danes)

• Tumble dry low—this tee’s low-maintenance, like you pretend to be

• Do not bleach (seriously, this shirt’s been through enough)

• Iron if needed—but wrinkles are part of your quirky charm

• Do not dry clean—unless you’re impressing a poodle at a formal event

📏 Size Guide:

(Note: Size guide not included in your data, so here’s a satirical workaround!)

• S to 2XL – Whether you’re petite and spry or built for bear hugs with Saint Bernards, this tee’s got you covered (literally and emotionally). Choose your size based on how many treats you plan to sneak into the side pocket of your soul.

💡 Pro Tip: This shirt pairs perfectly with jeans, joggers, or the look of someone who just barely missed the bus because a Labrador winked at them. Bonus: ideal for people who want to appear responsible while being anything but—because the tee is structured, even if your schedule isn’t.

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