Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Hammer™ T-Shirt
Price range: $27.28 through $46.33
Built like a heavyweight champ but soft enough for spontaneous belly rubs (the dog’s, not yours—probably), this tee is your daily uniform for looking good while being incredibly, unapologetically late. Blame the comfort. Blame the dogs. Blame nothing. You look fabulous.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : canine distraction fashion, funny heavyweight dog shirt, hammer strong apparel, sorry I’m late t-shirt, unisex excuse tee
Built like a tank, worn like a cloud—this Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Hammer™ Tee is the heavyweight hero of fashionably tardy dog lovers everywhere. Made from 100% preshrunk, combed ring-spun cotton, it offers a modern-classic fit and enough softness to convince you that being late isn’t just a lifestyle—it’s a movement.
With a seamless collar, reinforced shoulder tape, and double-needle stitching, this shirt says, “Yes, I saw a dog. Yes, I stopped. No, I don’t regret it. And yes, I look great.”
✨ Key Features:
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🔨 Hammer™ Grade Comfort: Heavy-duty softness made for everyday wear—especially those days when your only goal was a walk and you came back with 37 blurry dog pics.
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🧶 100% Preshrunk Combed Cotton: Because shrinkage is for your calendar, not your clothes. Also available in blended heathers for variety and commitment issues.
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🧵 Seamless Ribbed Collar: No seams = no stress. Stretches with you as you dive across traffic yelling, “Is that a golden retriever in shoes?!”
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🛡 Shoulder & Neck Tape: Reinforced like your resolve to pet every Labrador you see, even if it means being embarrassingly late (again).
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🧷 Double-Needle Hemming: Stitched to survive dramatic entrances and unplanned dog chases.
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🏷 Tear-Away Label: Say goodbye to scratchy necks and hello to uninterrupted dog-appreciation sessions.
🧺 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (like your friend’s tone when you’re 40 minutes late—again)
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Non-chlorine bleach if needed (but probably not, let’s be honest)
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Tumble dry low—this shirt is tough, not crispy
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Iron on low heat (optional, but hey, live your truth)
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Do not dry clean—this shirt prefers the raw, natural life
📏 Size Guide:
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S – For the quick-steppers who can spot a chihuahua from two blocks away.
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M – Ideal for medium-energy dog enthusiasts and casual excuse enthusiasts.
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L – Made for folks with large hearts and even larger collections of unsolicited dog photos.
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XL – Extra space for movement, expression, and full-on Pomeranian tracking.
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2XL–4XL – Built for all sizes of style, swagger, and snack-stashing—human or canine.
💡 Pro Tip: This tee is perfect for layering under jackets, hoodies, or the weight of your dog obsession. Bonus style points if paired with jeans and that wild look in your eye when someone says, “Wait, is that a Bernese Mountain Dog?”
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