Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Long Body Urban Tee
Price range: $30.37 through $32.73
For those who need a little extra length to cover their… dog-related detours. This long-body tee is soft, stylish, and built for the modern explorer who’s always fashionably late—and usually mid-chase after a fluffy stranger. Rounded hem, drop tail, and just enough street cred to distract from your total lack of punctuality.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : funny unisex urban shirt, long body dog lover tee, modern canine excusewear, sorry I’m late fashion, streetwear for dog chasers
For the latecomer with style and stamina, this long-body urban tee is the go-to look when you’ve been sidetracked by tail wags and puppy kisses. Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it’s soft enough to nap in and long enough to cover all your sins (and half your thighs).
The rounded hem and drop tail design scream “urban chic,” while your dog-fueled delays whisper “…again?” Whether you’re stepping out for brunch or chasing a Frenchie down the block for a selfie, this tee keeps up with your canine chaos and your cool factor.
✨ Key Features:
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📏 Long-Body Design: Longer than your to-do list, this tee adds a modern twist and pairs well with skinny jeans, joggers, or just the wind in your hair as you spot a dachshund on a skateboard.
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⬇️ Dropped Tail Back: Covers what needs covering while you crouch to pet a shiba. Or two.
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🧵 Side Seams: For structure, stability, and preventing that weird twisty thing shirts do after laundry.
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💨 Light Fabric: Breathable and lightweight, perfect for dramatic gasps at fluffy samoyeds.
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🌈 Fiber Blend Options: Solid colors = 100% cotton. Heather shades = 52% cotton/48% polyester. Equal parts comfort and commitment issues.
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🏷 Tear-Away Label: Because neck itches are for amateurs and people who don’t love dogs.
🧺 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (like your excuses after the 4th dog delay)
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Do not bleach (this shirt already knows who it is)
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Tumble dry low—this shirt’s chill, not high-maintenance
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Iron on low if needed (no judgment)
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Do not dry clean (unless you’re trying to impress a schnauzer at a black-tie event)
📏 Size Guide:
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S – Great for stealthy sidewalk squatters who make eye contact with poodles.
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M – Built for casual cool and impulsive dog-chasing.
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L – Perfect for long walks and longer conversations with strangers about their pets.
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XL – Extra room for emotional baggage and snacks (mostly for the dogs, let’s be honest).
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2XL – Max comfort, max coverage, max capacity for losing track of time around huskies.
💡 Pro Tip: This tee is ideal for layering under hoodies or jackets in case the weather shifts while you’re distracted by a passing pug parade. Bonus points if you use the long body to store emergency treats. For dogs. Or yourself. No judgment.
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S M L XL 2XL Width, in 19.50 19.75 21.75 23.75 25.75 Front length, in 31.25 32.25 33.25 34.25 35.25 Back length, in 33.25 34.25 35.25 36.25 37.25 -
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