Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Organic Staple T-Shirt
$21.72 – $29.62
Made for people who care deeply about the environment—and even more about petting every dog within a 3-mile radius. This organic cotton tee is soft, sustainable, and scientifically proven to make you 78% more likely to yell “PUPPY!” in public.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : funny eco fashion, organic dog t-shirt, sorry I’m late apparel, sustainable dog lover merch, unisex green tee
Finally, a shirt that combines your two greatest passions: saving the planet and stopping mid-stride to squeal at every passing golden retriever. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Organic Staple T-Shirt is the everyday tee for the environmentally responsible, time-management-impaired dog enthusiast.
Made from 100% combed organic cotton, this crew neck classic is breathable, durable, and eco-chic. It’s also preshrunk, because the only surprise you want in life is seeing a corgi in a raincoat—not a shrunken shirt after one wash.
With a regular fit, ribbed collar, and side seams that hold it all together (unlike your schedule), this tee is the ultimate uniform for those who constantly mutter, “Was that a Frenchie on a skateboard!?”
✨ Key Features:
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🌱 100% Organic Combed Cotton: No pesticides, no chemicals, no guilt—just soft, planet-hugging fabric perfect for spontaneous dog-chasing.
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📏 Ribbed Knit Collar: Stretches gracefully as you whip your head around to confirm, “Yes, that was a Labradoodle in a tutu.”
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🧵 Side Seams: Helps this tee keep its shape, even if you don’t have time to keep yours (you’ve got more important things—like border collies to admire).
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✂️ Self-Fabric Binding & Shoulder Tape: Provides clean lines and zero bunching, so your shirt won’t crumple under pressure—unlike your calendar after a dog park detour.
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📦 Sewn-In Label: No scratchy tag drama. Because if anything’s going to make you itch, it should be your burning need to pet that schnauzer.
🧺 Care Instructions:
Keep it clean, comfy, and ready for dog-related adventures:
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Machine wash cold (like your coffee after stopping to pet a stray)
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Do not bleach (unless you’re trying to dye it with your tears of joy)
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Tumble dry low—this shirt’s relaxed, not reckless
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No ironing (wrinkles are in; time is a construct)
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No dry cleaning—this tee doesn’t do uptight
📏 Size Guide:
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XS – For sprinters who dash toward dachshunds and still look adorable.
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S – Casual, comfy, and perfect for dramatic gasps at passing poodles.
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M – The balanced breed of fashion and function—ideal for surprise beagle sightings.
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L – For full-range motion: pointing, waving, and overly enthusiastic tail-wagging reenactments.
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XL – Built for maximum movement and minimal shame after being late (again).
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2XL – Spacious and comfy for hugging large dogs… or strangers’ dogs (ask first, though).
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3XL – For the big love, big laughs, and big delays that only come from a St. Bernard sighting.
💡 Pro Tip: This shirt pairs beautifully with jeans, reusable tote bags, and a well-rehearsed dog excuse. Bonus points if you carry dog treats just in case—for the dogs and the humans you have to charm after arriving 30 minutes late.
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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 16.93 18.50 20.47 22.24 24.02 25.20 26.77 Length, in 26.77 27.95 29.53 30.91 32.28 32.87 33.46 -