Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Pocket T-shirt

Here’s the shirt that says, “I was gonna be on time, but then I met a Labrador and honestly, who could resist?” The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Pocket Tee is more than just a garment—it’s a lifestyle. Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, this is what happens when comfort, style, and a lack of punctuality collide.

The left chest pocket? Perfect for storing your dignity after explaining why you’re 20 minutes late (again). Or maybe a dog treat—depends on the day. With a retail fit and tear-away label, you’ll look put together—even if your excuse involves a corgi parade.

✨ Key Features:

• 🥇 Premium Fabric: Solid colors = 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton. Heather colors? A 52% cotton/48% polyester mix that’s softer than a golden retriever’s ears.

• 🕶 Pocket Power: A suave left chest pocket. Ideal for stashing receipts, snacks, or written apologies for chronic dog-stalking.

• 🧵 Tailored Sass: Side seams give this shirt structure—because someone should have it, and it clearly isn’t your calendar.

• 🧵 Retail Fit: Modern, stylish, and deceptively clean-looking for someone who just chased a poodle through a puddle.

• 🚫 Label Liberation: Tear-away label included for maximum comfort and minimum neck itch. Freedom never felt so soft.

🧺 Care Instructions:

Because dogs are messy. So are you.

• Machine wash cold (Max 30C or 90F)

• Only non-chlorine bleach (aka: not the apocalypse kind)

• Tumble dry low like your standards after seeing a pug in a sweater

• Iron low heat (if you’re into that kind of thing)

• Do not dry clean—unless your dry cleaner takes tips in kibble

📏 Size Guide:

• Small (S) – For those who move swiftly, think fast, and can probably fit through tight spaces just to pet a dog.

• Medium (M) – The Goldilocks zone: not too snug, not too loose—just right for casual strolls and spontaneous squirrel chases.

• Large (L) – Ideal for folks who need room to gesture wildly while telling stories about the Great Dane they met last Tuesday.

• Extra Large (XL) – For the dog lover who brings the energy of a Saint Bernard and the snuggle priorities of a golden retriever.

• 2XL – Maximum room for comfort, snack storage, and your oversized appreciation for all things fluffy and four-legged.

💡 Pro Tip: Wear it on days you know you’ll get distracted by a dog. So… every day. Also makes a great gift for fellow late-arrivers, chronic dog-spotters, or anyone whose phone camera roll is 95% other people’s pets.

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