Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Pocket T-shirt
$21.22 – $23.58
Always late, never sorry. This unisex pocket tee is made for the punctuality-challenged and dog-obsessed. Soft, stylish, and featuring a pocket perfect for treats (yours or the dog’s), it’s the official uniform of people who stop mid-sentence to yell, “IS THAT A PUPPY?”
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : canine distraction couture, dog lover fashion, funny dog t-shirt, sorry I’m late shirt, unisex pocket tee
Here’s the shirt that says, “I was gonna be on time, but then I met a Labrador and honestly, who could resist?” The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Pocket Tee is more than just a garment—it’s a lifestyle. Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, this is what happens when comfort, style, and a lack of punctuality collide.
The left chest pocket? Perfect for storing your dignity after explaining why you’re 20 minutes late (again). Or maybe a dog treat—depends on the day. With a retail fit and tear-away label, you’ll look put together—even if your excuse involves a corgi parade.
✨ Key Features:
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🥇 Premium Fabric: Solid colors = 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton. Heather colors? A 52% cotton/48% polyester mix that’s softer than a golden retriever’s ears.
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🕶 Pocket Power: A suave left chest pocket. Ideal for stashing receipts, snacks, or written apologies for chronic dog-stalking.
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🧵 Tailored Sass: Side seams give this shirt structure—because someone should have it, and it clearly isn’t your calendar.
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🧵 Retail Fit: Modern, stylish, and deceptively clean-looking for someone who just chased a poodle through a puddle.
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🚫 Label Liberation: Tear-away label included for maximum comfort and minimum neck itch. Freedom never felt so soft.
🧺 Care Instructions:
Because dogs are messy. So are you.
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Machine wash cold (Max 30C or 90F)
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Only non-chlorine bleach (aka: not the apocalypse kind)
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Tumble dry low like your standards after seeing a pug in a sweater
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Iron low heat (if you’re into that kind of thing)
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Do not dry clean—unless your dry cleaner takes tips in kibble
📏 Size Guide:
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Small (S) – For those who move swiftly, think fast, and can probably fit through tight spaces just to pet a dog.
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Medium (M) – The Goldilocks zone: not too snug, not too loose—just right for casual strolls and spontaneous squirrel chases.
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Large (L) – Ideal for folks who need room to gesture wildly while telling stories about the Great Dane they met last Tuesday.
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Extra Large (XL) – For the dog lover who brings the energy of a Saint Bernard and the snuggle priorities of a golden retriever.
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2XL – Maximum room for comfort, snack storage, and your oversized appreciation for all things fluffy and four-legged.
💡 Pro Tip: Wear it on days you know you’ll get distracted by a dog. So… every day. Also makes a great gift for fellow late-arrivers, chronic dog-spotters, or anyone whose phone camera roll is 95% other people’s pets.
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