Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Organic Rib Baby Tee

Warning: This tee might make your mirror fall in love with you. Crafted from 100% organic cotton rib and woven by ethically enchanted cotton fairies (okay, farmers), this slim-fit baby tee is designed to hug you tighter than your clingy ex. Whether you’re heading to brunch, a protest, or a Netflix binge that turns into a nap, this tee is here to support you—literally and emotionally.

Key Features:

• 100% Organic Cotton Rib: Sustainably grown, lovingly spun, and gently harvested by moonlight (probably). Feels like a gentle snuggle from a conscious cloud.

• Slim Fit: Designed to say “I do yoga” even if your only pose is “collapsed on the couch.”

• Scoop Neckline: Adds drama, mystery, and just enough collarbone to confuse your enemies.

• Self-Fabric Binding: Keeps everything neatly in place, like a life coach for your seams.

• Preshrunk: Because nobody has time for laundry-related betrayal.

Care Instructions:

Treat it like your dreams:
🧼 Machine wash cold (30°C or 90°F)
🚫 Do not bleach (even if tempted)
🌀 Tumble dry low
🧊 Iron on low heat (or don’t, wrinkles are personality)
🏳️‍🌈 Do not dry clean unless you’re feeling particularly extra

Size Guide:

• XS (Extra Sassy) – For those who still fit into their high school jeans and enjoy reminding everyone.

• S (Small But Mighty) – Perfectly petite with big energy and even bigger opinions.

• M (Main Character) – The universal “just right” fit for Goldilocks-level satisfaction.

• L (Laid-back Legend) – Relaxed, roomy, and ready to out-chill everyone at brunch.

• XL (Extra Legendary) – Bold, comfy, and unapologetically fabulous.

Pro Tip: Pair it with high-waisted jeans, existential dread, and an oat milk latte for the full millennial influencer starter kit. Bonus points if you whisper, “Sorry I’m late, I saw a dog,” to strangers as you walk by.

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