Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Organic Rib Baby Tee
$36.78
Let your curves do the talking while your shirt says, “Sorry I’m late, I saw a dog.” This organic rib baby tee is snug in all the right ways—like a clingy ex, but cuter and ethically sourced. Made for frolicking through farmer’s markets, dodging responsibilities, or dramatically sipping oat milk lattes.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : bark before business, cropped tee comedy, dog lover fashion, ethically late apparel, organic cotton sass
Warning: This tee might make your mirror fall in love with you. Crafted from 100% organic cotton rib and woven by ethically enchanted cotton fairies (okay, farmers), this slim-fit baby tee is designed to hug you tighter than your clingy ex. Whether you’re heading to brunch, a protest, or a Netflix binge that turns into a nap, this tee is here to support you—literally and emotionally.
Key Features:
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100% Organic Cotton Rib: Sustainably grown, lovingly spun, and gently harvested by moonlight (probably). Feels like a gentle snuggle from a conscious cloud.
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Slim Fit: Designed to say “I do yoga” even if your only pose is “collapsed on the couch.”
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Scoop Neckline: Adds drama, mystery, and just enough collarbone to confuse your enemies.
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Self-Fabric Binding: Keeps everything neatly in place, like a life coach for your seams.
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Preshrunk: Because nobody has time for laundry-related betrayal.
Care Instructions:
Treat it like your dreams:
🧼 Machine wash cold (30°C or 90°F)
🚫 Do not bleach (even if tempted)
🌀 Tumble dry low
🧊 Iron on low heat (or don’t, wrinkles are personality)
🏳️🌈 Do not dry clean unless you’re feeling particularly extraSize Guide:
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XS (Extra Sassy) – For those who still fit into their high school jeans and enjoy reminding everyone.
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S (Small But Mighty) – Perfectly petite with big energy and even bigger opinions.
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M (Main Character) – The universal “just right” fit for Goldilocks-level satisfaction.
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L (Laid-back Legend) – Relaxed, roomy, and ready to out-chill everyone at brunch.
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XL (Extra Legendary) – Bold, comfy, and unapologetically fabulous.
Pro Tip: Pair it with high-waisted jeans, existential dread, and an oat milk latte for the full millennial influencer starter kit. Bonus points if you whisper, “Sorry I’m late, I saw a dog,” to strangers as you walk by.
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