Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Garment-Dyed Drop-Shoulder T-Shirt

Is it a vintage tee? Is it a comfy hug for your torso? Is it a stylish excuse to be late to literally everything? Trick question – it’s all of the above. This garment-dyed drop-shoulder t-shirt is basically the love child of streetwear swagger and your grandpa’s favorite worn-in tee. It’s oversized, drop-shouldered, and dyed to look like it time-traveled here from a 90s thrift store. Bonus: it’s 100% USA cotton, because your skin deserves patriotism too.

Key Features:

• 100% USA Cotton
  Woven from freedom, washed in nostalgia, and possibly blessed by a bald eagle (not confirmed).

• Drop Shoulder Fit
  For those days when your shoulders just can’t anymore – let them drop with dignity.

• Garment-Dyed
  Each shirt is dyed after it’s sewn – which means it’s got that faded, “I woke up like this” vibe straight out of the package.

• Double-Needle Collar Stitching
  Twice the thread, twice the confidence, and absolutely zero neckline betrayal.

• Assembled in the USA
  Crafted domestically with global flair. Think of it as an international snack with local ingredients.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold like your ex’s heart

• No bleach (unless it’s your hair)

• Tumble dry low like your energy on Monday

• Iron on low if you must, but we’re not judging your wrinkles

• Do not dry clean. You’re not royalty.

Size Guide:

• Fit: Boxy, Oversized, Street-Cred Certified
• S: Still hiding from adulthood
• M: Casually stylish
• L: Can carry all your secrets
• XL: Big shirt energy
• 2XL: Built for max comfort and dog cuddles

Pro Tip: Pair it with a half-drunk iced coffee, late-night regrets, and a dog that definitely doesn’t belong to you but absolutely stole your heart. Bonus points if you say “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” while pointing at the shirt. Iconic.

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