Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Flowy Cropped Tee
$47.03 – $50.32
The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Flowy Cropped Tee is your go-to top for living your best dog-distracted life. With a fit that says, “I may be chill but I will abandon all plans for a golden retriever,” and a cut that flatters like a filter but breathes like Sunday morning—this tee is the ultimate uniform for professional pupper enthusiasts and casual chaos coordinators.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : canine couture emergency, cropped tee chaos, dog distraction fashion, fashionably dogged excuses, oops I saw a floof
This tee isn’t just fashion—it’s a statement, a lifestyle, and possibly an accidental dog treat holder. Designed for those who arrive fashionably late because they’re busy petting strangers’ dogs, this flowy cropped tee blends comfort, charm, and a dash of chaos. With a breezy silhouette and a modest crop (perfect for showing off just a hint of rebellion), this shirt is your new go-to for walkies, brunches, and spontaneous puppy encounters.
Key Features:
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Tailored Sleeves – Because you’re too chic to look like a fabric blob.
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Flowy Fit & Modest Crop – Relaxed, breathable, and rebellious enough to say, “I make my own schedule… unless there’s a dog involved.”
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Polyester/Viscose Blend – Like wearing a whisper, but sassier.
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Tear-Away Label – For a scratch-free experience that doesn’t ruin your mood or your neckline.
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Side Seams – Holding it together like you during a surprise dog sighting.
Care Instructions:
- Wash cold like your ex’s heart.
- Tumble dry low like your standards for dog content.
- No bleach—this shirt is already fabulous enough.
- Iron on low if necessary (but honestly, it’s got that effortlessly cool vibe already).
- Avoid dry cleaning unless you enjoy unnecessary errands.
Size Guide:
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Small: For petite dog fans and light snack eaters
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Medium: For those who carry dog treats in every pocket
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Large: For people who need room to react dramatically to cute dogs
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XL: For max comfort + emotional support dogs
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2XL: For the full-on cuddle puddle squad
Pro Tip: Pair this tee with your most dramatic sunglasses and a leash (even if you don’t have a dog—manifest it). Works best when worn while dramatically gasping, “OH MY GOD A DOG!” in public.
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