Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Mineral Wash T-Shirt
$38.07 – $42.45
Soak in the sweet scent of rebellion with this vintage-vibed mineral wash tee. Hand-dyed to look like it’s been through three world tours, two breakups, and one dog adoption (all in the same week), it’s your go-to shirt for when you want to look effortlessly cool—without trying too hard. Bonus: makes you instantly 37% more likely to pet a dog and dramatically say, “This shirt has a story.”
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : funny dog excuse tee, mineral wash fashion, sarcastic unisex t-shirt, Sorry Not Sorry Style, vintage dog shirt
Ever wish you could teleport to a time when mix tapes ruled and phones didn’t yell at you to hydrate? Meet the mineral wash tee that didn’t just see the 80s—it lived them. This shirt screams vintage rebellion while softly whispering “I’m emotionally available for dogs.” Each one is hand-dyed to give you that one-of-a-kind faded look, like your last online date. It’s retro. It’s relaxed. It might just give you the courage to finally start that garage band.
Key Features:
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100% Cotton – Like your grandma’s advice: soft, reliable, and occasionally unexpectedly bold.
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Hand-Dyed Mineral Wash – Because machines can’t capture angst like a human with dye and a dream.
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Shoulder Tape & Double-Stitched Hems – Built to survive mosh pits and emotional breakdowns.
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Ribbed Collar, No Seam – Comfort that won’t choke your neck or your creativity.
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Vintage Vibes – Expect compliments from hipsters, boomers, and time travelers alike.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash: cold (like your ex’s heart)
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Do not bleach (life’s already faded enough)
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Tumble dry: low heat (chill vibes only)
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Do not iron (let those wrinkles tell your story)
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Do not dryclean (unless you’re dating someone who insists)
Size Guide:
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S – For people who still think they’re the “short friend”
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M – For folks who’ve accepted that medium is the new ideal
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L – For long hugs and loose fits
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XL – For anyone who refuses to give up their hoodie in summer
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2XL – For those who want space to dance and snack simultaneously
Pro Tip: Pair this tee with a flannel, a mysterious past, and an obsession with vinyl records. Bonus points if you can identify any dog breed on sight. Even more bonus points if the dog can identify you.
#WashedButWoke #DogsBeforeDeadlines #RetroAndReady #PetTheDogFirst #FashionablyFaded
S M L XL 2XL Width, in 17.00 18.50 21.00 23.50 24.50 Length, in 26.50 28.00 28.00 30.50 30.00 Sleeve length, in 7.00 7.00 8.00 8.00 8.00 -