Best Dog Mom Ever Men’s Mid-Length Swim Shorts (AOP)
$33.18
Sun, sand, and a whole lot of dog hair—just the way you like it. These mid-length swim shorts are designed for ultimate comfort, featuring a lightweight polyester-spandex blend that moves with you, whether you’re taking a dip, playing fetch, or just sitting there looking like the proudest dog parent alive. With an inner mesh brief for support, side pockets for sneaking in some treats (for you or the dog—no judgment), and an adjustable drawstring waistband, these shorts are the ultimate summer essential.
Categories : Men’s Clothing, Swimwear
Tag : Beachwear for Dog Moms, Best Dog Mom Ever, Dog Mom Swim Shorts, Funny Pet Lover Apparel, Pawsome Summer Fashion
Because the world needs more dads rocking “Dog Mom” energy, these mid-length swim shorts are here to make a splash. Crafted from 95% polyester and 5% spandex, they offer just the right amount of stretch for cannonballs, beach lounging, or chasing after a dog who just stole your sandwich. With an inner mesh brief (because nobody likes unexpected surprises), two practical side pockets, and a relaxed fit, these shorts are your summer go-to. Bonus: The drawstrings come in black or white, because you deserve choices.
Key Features:
- Ultimate Comfort Blend – 95% polyester, 5% spandex. Enough stretch for style, but not enough to call it yoga wear.
- Adjustable Waistband – Because bloating is real.
- Pockets Galore – Two side pockets, perfect for holding treats (for the dog, obviously).
- Quick-Dry Fabric – From swim to snack bar without that soggy, awkward in-between phase.
- Inner Mesh Brief – Because let’s keep things properly supported, shall we?
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F). No bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not iron (seriously, who irons swim shorts?). Do not dry clean (you’re not that fancy).
Size Guide:
- S – XL: Perfect for guys who like to swim, but also snack.
- 2XL: Because dog dads deserve comfort too.
Pro Tip:
Pair with a matching dog-themed tee to fully embrace your Dog Dad greatness. Just be ready for compliments from other pet parents at the dog-friendly beach.#DogMomLife 🐾, #BeachBumWithPaws 🌊, #FetchButMakeItFashion 🎾, #SaltyDogMom 🏖️, #PawsAndRelax 😎
S M L XL 2XL Length, in 14.76 15.94 17.13 18.31 19.49 Waist width, in 16.14 16.93 17.72 18.50 19.29 Hip width, in 19.29 21.26 23.23 25.20 27.17 Inseam length, in 5.00 5.39 5.79 6.30 6.69
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