Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Sports Jersey (AOP)

Let’s be honest—you’re not late because of traffic or life. You’re late because you saw a dog, probably gave it a name, and may or may not have whispered, “You’re my soul animal.” And now, you’re here, radiating peak performance energy in a jersey that screams, “Yes, I’ll pet that pupper… right after I dominate this game of pickleball.”

Crafted from 100% moisture-wicking polyester (aka the fabric of champions and dog lovers alike), this jersey was made for movement, mayhem, and majestic mutt admiration. Whether you’re sprinting toward the finish line or casually chasing a corgi down the block, this jersey’s got your back.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Performance Polyester:Because regular polyester just didn’t have the zoomies. This one’s here to wick your sweat and your excuses away.

• 1×1 Ribbed Collar & Armholes: Stretches just enough to say “I had two bagels this morning” and still snaps back like you’ve been training all year.

• Extra Light Fabric (4.13 oz/yd²): So breathable, you’ll feel like you’re wearing a whisper from a golden retriever.

• Vibrant, Unapologetic Colors: Our printing technique is so vivid, you might blind someone with your energy. Please wield responsibly.

• Automatic Thread Color Matching: Black or white—whichever your design needs. Like a loyal dog choosing your side of the couch.

• Assembled in the USA from Globally Sourced Parts: Global teamwork, just like that group of dogs you met at the park last Tuesday.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Because even dog lovers need a laundry day (ugh):

• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F max)—pretend it’s a delicate chihuahua.

• Hand wash for ultimate jersey longevity (and moral superiority).

• Tumble dry low like your energy after three back-to-back Zoom meetings.

• Do not bleach (it’s a jersey, not your quarantine hair).

• Do not iron. Ever. We’re not monsters.

• Absolutely no dry cleaning—what is this, 1997?

📏 Size Guide:

• XS – “Zoomies Certified” For the pocket-sized powerhouse who sprints like a greyhound and pets every dog with maximum efficiency.
• S – “Fast, Feisty, and Fashionable” Slightly more room for sass and strut. You still chase every golden doodle, but now you do it with flair.
• M – “Middle of the Pack, But First to the Dog” Balanced, bold, and probably the person holding an emergency treat pouch just in case.
• L – “Golden Retriever Energy” Loves dogs, snacks, and comfort in equal amounts. This size is for those who believe in big moves and bigger belly rubs (for the dog, obviously).
• XL – “Cuddle-Ready and Confident” You bring the cozy and the chaos. Your jersey says “I’m here to sweat,” but your vibe says “also here to nap with a beagle.”
• 2XL – “Alpha of the Dog Park”For those who lead the pack in style, strength, and knowing the name of every dog in the neighborhood.
• 3XL – “Big Mood, Bigger Heart” Comfort is king, and so is your ability to remember every dog’s birthday. This jersey fits your epic lifestyle perfectly.
• 4XL – “Majestic Husky Vibes” Commanding, cool, and casually conquering marathons (or just the snack aisle). Roomy, regal, and ready to roll.

🐶 Pro Tip: Pair it with a leash (for the dog, not for you), sunglasses, and your “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” attitude. Perfect for workouts, walks, and awkward brunches where no one else saw the dog but you can’t stop talking about it anyway.

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