Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Champion T-Shirt
$27.60 – $39.98
Punctuality is overrated—especially when a majestic Golden Retriever crosses your path. This Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Champion T-shirt is your official uniform for arriving fashionably late and unapologetically dog-distracted. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton with that iconic “C” logo, it’s so soft and classic it could charm a Chihuahua. No tags, no judgment, just pure cotton credibility for the canine-curious soul.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : canine excuse fashion, dog lover apparel, fashionably late, funny unisex tee, sarcastic dog shirt
This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a prestigious excuse wrapped in cotton and delivered with the credibility of the Champion logo. Made for the stylishly distracted and the dogspotting elite, this unisex Champion tee says, “Yes, I’m late, and no, I regret nothing.” With 100% ring-spun cotton and zero neck tags to scratch your commitment to comfort, this shirt is the gold medalist of canine-interrupted errands.
Key Features:
-
100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Like being hugged by a soft, judgment-free cloud (Light Steel & Heather colors include a dash of polyester for flair and fiber diversity).
-
Tag-Free Neck Label – Because tags are itchy, and you’re above that now.
-
Champion “C” Logo on Left Sleeve – So even your sleeve can flex.
-
Double-Needle Topstitching – Built tough, like your ability to walk past one dog without stopping (impossible, we know).
-
No Side Seams – Smooth, sleek, and no awkward lines when you’re turning heads at the dog park.
Care Instructions:
-
Machine wash cold (because hot water is so last century)
-
Do not bleach unless you enjoy unpredictable fashion experiments
-
Tumble dry low, or hang dry if you’re feeling fancy
-
Iron low, if you must; we’re not judging
-
Do not dry clean unless you’re trying to impress your dry cleaner
Size Guide:
(AKA how to avoid the heartbreak of a shirt that’s too tight)
-
S – 17.99” width / 27.99” length: For those who run fast to pet the dog.
-
M – 20.00” width / 28.98” length: Perfect middle-of-the-road paw enthusiast.
-
L – 21.97” width / 30.00” length: Built for big hearts and even bigger tail-wagging smiles.
-
XL to 3XL: For maximum comfort and capacity to carry snacks and dog treats.
Pro Tip: Wear this tee to appointments, events, or awkward first dates. If you’re late, just point to your chest and say, “It was a Labradoodle. You’d understand if you saw it.” Trust us—no jury would convict you.
#DogBeforeDuty #ChasingTailsNotDeadlines #SorryNotSorryILoveDogs #FashionablyFurLate #CanineCoutureCrisis
S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Width, in 17.99 20.00 21.97 23.98 25.98 27.99 29.97 Length, in 27.99 28.98 30.00 30.98 32.99 33.98 34.98 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 -