Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Heavy Faded Tee

Ever looked at your wardrobe and thought, “What’s missing is a shirt that screams both ‘cool vintage’ and ‘I totally meant to be this late’”? Well, welcome the ultimate tee that pairs your impeccable taste in dogs with just the right amount of ‘I thrift, therefore I am.’ This oversized, heavy faded tee wraps you in comfort while looking like you emerged from a music video, a protest rally, or your fifth existential crisis this week. Each shirt is uniquely dyed—because who wants consistency in a world this chaotic?

Key Features:

• 100% Carded Cotton: For when you want your skin to feel hugged by a cloud that listens to indie rock.

• Heavyweight Fabric (7.1 oz/yd²): Built for lazy lounging or passive-aggressively folding laundry.

• Boxy, Oversized Fit: Like borrowing your ex’s shirt, minus the emotional baggage.

• Dropped Shoulders: Stylish slouch included—no posture correction required.

• Garment Dyed: Each one is a unique masterpiece, kind of like your excuses.

• Tear-away Label: Because scratchy labels are for people who don’t believe in comfort.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold with fellow introverted clothes, do not bleach (unless you like chaos).
• Tumble dry low to maintain chill vibes.
• Iron on low heat unless you’re into crinkles, and skip the dry cleaner—this shirt doesn’t do elitism.

Size Guide:

• S: Slim sass energy

• M: Mid-level brunch enthusiast

• L: Lounging champion

• XL: Extra Life (like in video games, but for comfort)

• 2XL – 3XL: Maximum coziness mode: engaged

Pro Tip: Pair this tee with sunglasses, a messy bun, and a latte you forgot to finish three hours ago for the full “I’m effortlessly cooler than you” look. Bonus points if you’re actually late and covered in dog hair.

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