Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Zone Performance T-shirt

This isn’t just a T-shirt. It’s a lifestyle choice. The “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Zone Performance Tee is scientifically engineered (probably) for people who sprint toward every pup they see—and want to look sportily stylish while doing it. Whether you’re jogging, pretending to jog, or sprinting away from adult responsibility, this shirt’s moisture-wicking magic and UV protection say, “Yes, I’m active… just not in the traditional sense.”

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Magic – Keeps its shape, dries faster than your excuses.

• Moisture-Wicking Wizardry – Sweaty? Us too. This tee handles it.

• UPF 40+ Sun Protection – Because sunburns are not on-brand.

• Athletic Fit – Perfect for athletic endeavors like aggressively petting a stranger’s golden retriever.

• DTF Printing – That means Direct-to-Film. Minds out of the gutter, please.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart)

• No bleach (this tee is already fabulous)

• No tumble dry (just like you never tumble headfirst into responsibility)

• No ironing (the shirt’s smooth, unlike your life)

• No dry cleaning (you’re not that fancy)

Size Guide:

• XS to 2XL

  • Fit: Athletic (so you’ll look sporty, even if you’re not)

  • Length & Width: Designed to accommodate leaping across streets to pet someone’s Labradoodle without wardrobe malfunctions.

Pro Tip: Wear this shirt when you need a built-in excuse for showing up late, out of breath, and covered in fur. Bonus points if you name-drop the breed. (“Sorry I’m late, I saw a Bernedoodle and frankly, that’s a spiritual experience.”)

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