Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Urban Heavy Tee

Because regular tees are for people who don’t get derailed by every wagging tail on the sidewalk. This Unisex Urban Heavy Tee is your fashion-forward armor for navigating life’s most adorable interruptions. With heavyweight cotton that’s tough enough to endure daily dog encounters and pigment-dyed color richer than your dog’s taste in gourmet kibble, this tee screams “I own five lint rollers and I’m proud of it.” It’s got structure, style, and substance — just like that corgi you pet on the way here.

Key Features:

• 100% Combed Cotton Jersey – Because you deserve a tee smoother than a golden retriever’s head.

• Heavyweight Fabric (7.66 oz/yd²) – Like a warm dog hug, but fashion.

• Boxy Fit – The kind of relaxed silhouette that says, “I was late and I’ll do it again.”

• Pigment-Dyed Richness – Each tee is as uniquely dyed as your dog’s personality.

• Tear-Away Tags – No scratchy necks, just full neck freedom.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart).

• Wash with similar colors (unlike your dog’s toy collection).

• Non-chlorine bleach if needed (no judgment).

• Tumble dry low (nap-friendly heat).

• Iron on low, but NOT on the glorious print.

• Do not dry clean unless your laundry routine involves a butler.

Size Guide:

Because one size does not fit all dog chasers.

• XS – For the “small dog, big bark” energy.

• S–M – Fits most casual tail-watchers.

• L–XL – For those who stop traffic for doodles.

• 2XL–3XL – Extra space for emotional support snacks and snuggles.

Pro Tip: Pair with your best excuse, a pocket full of treats, and a deeply practiced, “Sorry I’m late—I saw a dog” smile. Ideal for dog park strolls, accidental puppy detours, and impressing other pet-obsessed humans at brunch.

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