Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Champion Women’s Heritage Cropped T-Shirt
$34.65 – $38.87
Behold the holy grail of crop tops: the Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Champion Women’s Heritage Tee. It’s cropped, it’s comfy, it’s cotton—and it’s your new alibi for everything from missing meetings to skipping leg day. With that iconic Champion “C” on the sleeve, people will assume you’re sporty, even if the only thing you run is your mouth when talking about dogs.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : champion tee humor, dog lover fashion, sarcastic crop top, sorry I’m late shirt, women’s funny t-shirt
Is your wardrobe suffering from a severe lack of dog excuses and athletic street cred? Fear not! The Champion Women’s Heritage Cropped T-Shirt is here to save your style and provide a completely reasonable explanation for why you’re late to brunch. Crafted from 100% cotton and sprinkled with vintage flair, this tee is soft enough for cuddles, sturdy enough to chase a corgi down the block, and cropped just right to show off your midriff or your unwavering commitment to canine distractions.
Key Features:
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100% Cotton Jersey – Soft enough to nap in, strong enough to survive emotional support dog snuggles.
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Cropped Fit, Big Mood – Modern cut for maximum sass and minimal fabric fuss.
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Champion “C” Logo – Because you’re not just late, you’re a legend.
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Double-Needle Stitching – Reinforced like your willpower around puppies (but actually reliable).
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Ribbed Collar – Snug without judgment, just like your favorite fur friend.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart).
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed (for when the coffee spill meets the dog hair).
- Tumble dry low (you too, emotionally).
- Iron on low heat, or just throw it in the dryer and hope for the best.
- Do not dryclean (unless you’re in a dramatic movie montage).
Size Guide:
No cryptic code here—just sizes that make sense.
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XS – For the minimalist who owns 2 outfits and 6 dogs.
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S – Like XS, but with room for a snack.
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M – You own a dog and a social calendar.
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L – For comfort queens and oversized tee enthusiasts.
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XL – Bring on the brunch, belly rubs, and big dog energy.
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2XL – The perfect size for post-nap dog spotting and full-torso flailing.
Pro Tip: Pair this cropped tee with high-waisted jeans, sneakers, and an air of “Sorry, not sorry” for a look that screams, “Yes I’m late, yes it was a dog, and no I’m not explaining myself.” Add sunglasses for extra mystery. Add a real dog for bonus likes.
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XS S M L XL 2XL Length, in 18.50 19.25 20.00 20.75 21.50 22.25 Width, in 19.00 20.00 21.00 22.50 24.25 25.12 -