Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex HD Cotton™ T-shirt

This is not just a t-shirt—it’s a public service announcement for every socially delayed dog lover. Made with 100% preshrunk cotton and a commitment to saving the world one ethically grown thread at a time, this shirt is as soft on your skin as it is on the planet. Whether you’re running errands or chasing tail (dogs, obviously), it’s the shirt that says, “I was late… but there was a dog, okay?”

Key Features:

• 100% Preshrunk Cotton: Because surprises are for birthday parties, not t-shirt shrinkage.

• Light Fabric (5.0 oz/yd²): Light enough to feel the breeze, heavy enough to hide the coffee spill from that “quick” dog-petting detour.

• Classic Fit: Perfect for every body and every excuse.

• 1×1 Ribbed Collar: Holds its shape longer than your attention span around dogs.

• Tear-Away Label: Because you should be scratching your dog’s ears, not your own neck.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your barista’s stare when you’re late again).

• Non-chlorine bleach only (your shirt and your conscience will thank you).

• Tumble dry low (or just air dry while gazing at your dog’s soul).

• Do not dry clean (unless your dog is also getting pampered).

• Iron on low heat (but only if your shirt’s not already dog-wrinkled).

Size Guide:

• Small to 3XL: From “I cuddle Chihuahuas” to “I wrestle Great Danes,” there’s a size for everyone.

• Classic length and width so your shirt doesn’t crop your story short.

Pro Tip: Wear it when you know you’re going to be late… which is always. Bonus points if you carry dog treats in the pocket you don’t technically have.

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