Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Heavy Cotton Pocket Tee

For those who like their fashion with a side of function and a hefty dose of “I was distracted by a dog,” this tee is your new best friend. Made from 100% US-grown cotton (ethically harvested, just like your moral superiority), it features a handy-dandy chest pocket—perfect for storing small snacks or emergency dog treats. With a comfy classic fit and a personality as relaxed as a golden retriever in a sunbeam, this tee will have you barking up the right style tree in no time.

Key Features:

• 100% US Cotton – Because nothing feels more patriotic than soft, breathable threads grown on American soil.

• Left Chest Pocket – Storage for essentials: pens, notes, lint… or, let’s be honest, dog biscuits.

• Classic Fit – Roomy enough to hide the fact that you just chased a dog across the street.

• No Side Seams – Like your excuses, smooth and uninterrupted.

• OEKO-TEX Certified Dyes – For when you care about looking good and being good.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (because hot water is as bad for cotton as it is for your ex’s vinyl collection).
• Tumble dry low like your standards on a Monday.
• Don’t bleach unless you’re into chaotic surprises.
• Iron on low if you enjoy pretending to be an adult. No dry cleaning—it’s not prom night.

Size Guide:

• S – For the dog lover who can still eat tacos without spillage.

• M – Slightly roomier, still ready for action when you hear barking.

• L – You’ve got treats in one pocket and dignity in the other.

• XL – For bigger hugs, bigger pups, or bigger breakfasts.

• 2XL-3XL – When you need room to sprint across the park yelling “PUPPY!”

Pro Tip: Perfect for dog park days, awkward small talk escapes, or as a conversation starter with other dog-obsessed strangers. Bonus points if you actually have a dog and not just an unexplainable urge to pet every single one. 🐶

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