Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Adidas Unisex Performance Polo
$55.72 – $62.75
Dress like you’re headed to a dog show judged by golden retrievers with business degrees. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog adidas® Performance Polo is your go-to shirt for pretending you’re athletic while actually just spotting pups from 300 yards. With 100% recycled polyester and a collar fancier than your dog’s Instagram, this polo says, “Yes, I golf… but only if there are dogs on the course.”
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog lover polo, eco-friendly dog humor, funny adidas tee, sustainable pet fashion, unisex dog shirt
Welcome to the fashion-forward fairway, where style meets sustainability and both shake paws with performance. The “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” adidas® Unisex Performance Polo is for the canine admirer who takes their game—and their dog sightings—very seriously. Made entirely from 100% recycled polyester, this eco-savvy shirt wicks away sweat while you sprint after squirrels (or golf balls, whichever shows up first). UPF 50+ sun protection? Check. That smug satisfaction of looking classy while low-key drenched in dog hair? Double check.
Key Features:
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100% Recycled Polyester – Because the only thing better than petting a dog is knowing your shirt didn’t ruin the planet.
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Hydrophilic Finish – Fancy talk for “you’ll stay dry while emotionally melting at a Labrador’s face.”
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UPF 50+ Sun Protection – Keeps your skin as smooth as a freshly groomed Golden Retriever.
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Classic Ribbed Collar & 3-Button Placket – For that timeless “I golf, but mostly for the snacks” look.
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adidas® Logo on Right Sleeve – A subtle nod to brand power without barking up the wrong trademark tree.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (preferably while whispering “good boy”).
- Tumble dry low, do not bleach.
- Do not iron, and do not dry clean (because dogs don’t care about wrinkles anyway).
Size Guide:
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Small: For dog lovers with delicate builds or supreme confidence.
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Medium: The universal translator of sizes—works 90% of the time.
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Large: For broader shoulders or large emotional support dogs.
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XL+: Because nobody said you had to choose between comfort and extra treats.
Pro Tip: Pair this polo with your favorite leash-holding stance and a fresh lint roller. The embroidered look says “I’m here to perform,” but the dog hair says “I live for cuddles.”
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