Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Garment-Dyed Pocket T-Shirt
Price range: $29.82 through $33.22
Late again? Blame the dog and do it in style. This heavyweight cotton tee comes pre-softened, pocket-equipped, and morally superior thanks to its ethically sourced cotton and socially conscious stitching. With a vintage-dyed look and a vibe that screams “I pet dogs and don’t apologize,” this is your official uniform for being fashionably behind schedule.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog excuses apparel, ethically hilarious fashion, fashionably late tee, garment-dyed sass, unisex pocket t-shirt
Finally, a t-shirt that says “I value comfort, ethics, and the occasional canine distraction.” This unisex heavyweight gem is crafted with 100% ring-spun cotton and a conscience. Garment-dyed for that lived-in feel (without you actually having to live in it for a week), it features a handy left chest pocket—for stashing your dog treats, emotional support lip balm, or your list of reasons you were late (spoiler: it’s just one reason). Soft, relaxed, and socially responsible, this tee has more credentials than your last job interview.
Key Features:
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100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Softer than a golden retriever’s ears and just as loyal to your wardrobe.
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Heavyweight Fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) – Like a warm hug from someone who won’t ask if you’ve been productive today.
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Garment-Dyed Finish – Pre-shrunk, pre-loved vibes with vintage coloring that screams “I thrift, but fancy.”
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Chest Pocket – For pens, snacks, or excuses scribbled on post-its. A true MVP.
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Ethically Made – OEKO-TEX-certified dyes and Fair Labor vibes, because fashion should never feel shady.
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Relaxed Fit – Because life’s too short for clingy shirts or clingy people.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold like your ex’s heart (max 30C or 90F).
- Non-chlorine bleach if drama occurs.
- Tumble dry low to keep it from turning into a crop top.
- Iron on low if needed, but honestly, wrinkles are part of its charm.
- Do not dry clean—this shirt’s chill like that.
Size Guide:
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S – The “I stole this from my boyfriend and it fits perfectly” size.
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M – Just right if you enjoy room for snacks and deep sighs.
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L – The Goldilocks of tees: relaxed but not lost-in-fabric vibes.
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XL – Extra Luxe; comfort with breathing room for burritos.
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2XL – Confidence, coziness, and pockets of glory.
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3XL – Because personal space should start with your tee.
Pro Tip: This is the t-shirt that ages like fine wine—except it won’t judge you when you pair it with pizza at 2 a.m. Add a dog, a latte, and zero apologies for being fabulous and occasionally late.
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S M L XL 2XL Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 Pocket width, in 4.75 4.75 4.75 4.75 4.75 Pocket height, in 4.12 4.12 4.12 4.12 4.12 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 -
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