Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Polo Shirt (AOP)
$48.72 – $62.73
Business in the front, dog obsession all over. This unisex all-over print polo is your secret weapon for looking sharp while mentally tracking every golden retriever within a 3-mile radius. Breathable, stylish, and totally unapologetic, it’s the perfect top for anyone who cancels meetings due to tail sightings. Collar up, dignity down—because priorities.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : canine casual couture, dog lover polo, funny dog fashion, sorry I’m late shirt, unisex polo with humor
Looking for a polo that screams “I have questionable priorities and excellent taste”? Say no more. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog unisex polo is the spiritual successor to your dad’s golf shirt – but with way more personality and 100% fewer boring stripes. With a pointed collar for boardroom flair and breathable polyester for backyard dog-spotting, you’ll be polished and prepared to bolt after any pupper in sight.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester – For when cotton just can’t keep up with your dog-chasing lifestyle.
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Extra Light Fabric (4.13 oz/yd²) – So lightweight you’ll feel like you’re being pulled toward the nearest dog park by fate.
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Pointed Collar – Adds that “I’m sophisticated but will still squeal at a corgi” touch.
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Three-Button Placket – For quick ventilation when excitement levels spike at the sight of a dachshund in a sweater.
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Black or White Thread & Buttons – Because even chaos needs coordination.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (because you’re cool), gentle cycle.
- Tumble dry low, like your expectations when a walk turns up zero dogs.
- Do not bleach (unless you enjoy sadness).
- Do not iron (because wrinkles are just experience lines for clothes).
Size Guide:
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S – Slim and sprightly
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M – Medium-sized mayhem
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L – Large and lounging
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XL – Extra love for extra dogs
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2XL – Two-pup cuddles ready
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3XL – Maximum dog-per-lap real estate
Pro Tip: Pair with an alert expression and a leash in your pocket – you never know when you’ll spot a stray floof. This shirt won’t just say “I love dogs”… it’ll shout it, wagging tail not included.
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S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 19.00 20.00 22.00 24.87 26.37 29.37 Length, in 27.37 28.12 29.50 31.62 32.75 34.87 Sleeve length, in 8.50 8.75 10.00 10.00 10.37 11.25 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 -