Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Favorite Tee

Meet your new favorite tee—because, let’s be honest, dogs > deadlines. This women’s fitted t-shirt is as unapologetically soft as your dog’s ears and twice as dependable. Made with 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fancy talk for “super cozy”), it hugs in all the right places and stretches just enough to handle spontaneous zoomies (yours, not the dog’s… hopefully).

Whether you’re dodging responsibilities or dodging into the nearest pet store, this tee lets the world know where your priorities lie—with the nearest four-legged distraction.

Key Features:

• 100% Cotton, Full Sass: Smooth, breathable, and just judgmental enough to wear to brunch.

• Slim Fit, Long Length: Because cropped chaos is for Tuesdays and this tee is a Thursday kind of commitment.

• Ribbed Collar: Snaps back better than your last relationship.

• Side Seams: Holds its shape like your best friend holds your secrets.

• Tear-Away Label: Because scratchy necks are a crime against humanity.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash warm (like your feelings for dogs).
• Non-chlorine bleach if absolutely necessary (like a soggy sidewalk rescue).
• Tumble dry low.
• Iron with medium heat (or don’t—wrinkles are life’s laugh lines), and definitely skip the dry cleaner—no one has time for that.

Size Guide:

• Small – For those who travel light and pet hard.

• Medium – The Goldilocks of sizing, minus the home invasion.

• Large – More room for emotional support snacks.

• XL – Because you deserve comfort and space for spontaneous lunges toward strange dogs.

• 2XL – Oversized vibes, undersized judgment.

Pro Tip: Runs a bit small—just like your tolerance for people who don’t like dogs. Size up if you like breathing and spontaneous parkour.

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