Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Cotton Tee

Ever wish your t-shirt could scream “I have excellent taste in dogs and ethically made fashion”? Wish granted. The “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Unisex Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Tee delivers vintage vibes with a conscience. Crafted from 100% high-end cotton that’s been garment-dyed for that already-loved, emotionally-attached look, it’s perfect for strolls, coffee runs, and yes, spontaneous dog sightings. Ethical, eco-conscious, and fashionably late—just like you.

Key Features:

• 100% Cotton: Only the finest threads, spun smoother than your last Tinder date’s excuses.

• Garment-Dyed Fabric: Washed out and faded like your memories of cardio class—deliberately stylish.

• Wide Rib Collar: Because your neck deserves to lounge in comfort, too.

• Taped Neck & Shoulders: Reinforced for durability, like your patience in long lines behind chatty dog people.

• OEKO-TEX Standard 100 Certified: Free from nasties—no weird dyes, just delightful vibes.

• FLA & WRAP Certified Facility: Made where workers are treated better than influencers at brunch.

Care Instructions:

Like all the best relationships—handle with care.
🌀 Machine wash cold (30°C or 90°F), gentle cycle
🚫 No bleach (your shirt isn’t into toxic relationships)
🔥 Tumble dry low
🧼 Iron low if needed
❌ Do not dry clean (this shirt’s not that high-maintenance)

Size Guide:

• Small – For the folks who love dogs AND still fit into jeans from high school.

• Medium – Middle of the pack (literally and figuratively).

• Large – More room for emotional support snacks.

• XL – For maximum comfort, or post-brunch expansion zones.

• 2XL & 3XL – Because we don’t gatekeep comfort around here.

Pro Tip: Pair this tee with a pair of judgmental sunglasses and an iced coffee for full “Yes I stopped to pet a dog and yes I’m late and no I don’t regret it” energy.

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