Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Classic Tee

This shirt is the cotton-clad equivalent of “dog ate my homework”—except it’s socially acceptable and wildly fashionable. Made with 100% soft cotton and just enough polyester in some shades to confuse your laundry machine, this unisex tee is the go-to uniform for every late arriver with a good excuse: there was a dog, okay? With a classic fit and attitude to match, this tee is perfect for strolls, lounging, and awkward explanations.

Key Features:

• Neck & Shoulder Tape: Keeps your shirt from doing the limbo after multiple washes. Structurally supportive, emotionally encouraging.

• Double-Needle Hemming: Because one stitch just isn’t enough when you’re busy chasing dogs and dreams.

• Ribbed Collar: Stretches to fit your head—no matter how inflated your ego is today.

• Fiber Composition: Mostly cotton. Slightly rebellious in some colors with polyester gatecrashing the party.

• Tear-Away Label: No one likes tags that scratch. Rip it off like a bad relationship—clean and freeing.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart).
• Tumble dry low (unlike your standards).
• No bleach (unless you’re feeling reckless).
• Iron on low (if you must), and absolutely no dry cleaning—because who has time for that?

Size Guide:

• S: For small dog lovers or big snackers who like a snug fit.

• M: The “I might work out today” size.

• L: Built for those who need room for extra puppy cuddles.

• XL: For humans and their large appetites—emotional or otherwise.

• 2XL–4XL: Because loving dogs is not limited by shirt sizes.

Pro Tip: This shirt pairs well with jeans, joggers, or a leash in your hand while pretending to be late… again. Blame the dog. Always the dog.

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