Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Cut & Sew Tee (AOP)

When casual chaos meets premium polyester, you get this all-over print gem. Whether you’re chasing your dreams or just a very fast golden retriever, this tee has your back (literally). Made from 100% polyester and stitched with love, this shirt is so breathable, even your excuses will feel aired out. Lightweight, stylish, and perfect for spotting unexpected dogs in the wild—or your neighbor’s yard.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester – Softer than a puppy’s ears and more durable than your dignity after tripping in public.

• Two Fabric Weights – Choose between “I may sweat, but I look good” (4.0 oz) and “Is this a t-shirt or a hug?” (6.0 oz).

• Tagless Comfort – Because scratchy labels are so last decade.

• Side Seams & Shoulder Tape – Keeps the shape like it’s been practicing yoga and stability like a golden retriever trained in mindfulness.

• Ribbed Knit Collar – Holds its shape, unlike your plans to “just browse” at the dog shelter.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (30C/90F), gentle cycle

• Do not bleach (not even emotionally)

• Tumble dry low (like your standards after 2AM snacks)

• Do not iron (wrinkles are character)

• Do not dryclean (leave that for the tuxedo you bought in 2007)

Size Guide:

• Small (S): For the human who jogs to catch the ice cream truck and the neighbor’s runaway corgi. Slim fit, big personality.

• Medium (M): Perfect for people who like their shirts like their dog cuddles—just the right amount of snug with room for surprise zoomies.

• Large (L): Ideal for those who know how to toss a tennis ball and carry a latte without breaking a sweat. Built for action… or naps.

• Extra Large (XL): For the legends who double as dog walkers and snack hoarders. Plenty of space for stretching, snacking, or spontaneous tail-wagging impersonations.

• 2XL: You’ve got a big heart and probably at least two rescue dogs. This size says “I’ve seen every pup in the park, and yes, I said hello to all of them.”

• 3XL: Built for comfort, charisma, and confidently asking, “Can I pet your dog?” without breaking stride. Also, extra space for snacks. You’re welcome.

Pro Tip: Pair with dramatic eye contact and your best “Oops, I pet a dog again” face for maximum effect. Works well with jeans, joggers, or the walk of shame from the dog park after pretending you didn’t bring treats for everyone else’s pups.

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