Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Moisture Wicking Tee
Price range: $31.78 through $38.95
This moisture-wicking tee is for the elite athlete who specializes in high-speed tail-chasing, emergency belly rubs, and dramatic gasps at passing golden doodles. Lightweight, breathable, and designed to survive both cardio and uncontrollable dog-sighting squeals. It’s not just a shirt—it’s a lifestyle. A very, very late one.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : athletic but distracted, canine cardio gear, dog chasing tee, funny workout shirt, moisture wicking madness
Whether you’re sprinting after a golden retriever or just power-walking away from your responsibilities, this tee is built to handle both. Made from whisper-light polyester and powered by Sport-Tek®’s magical PosiCharge® technology (read: it won’t fade even if your motivation does), this shirt keeps you dry while you sweat over being late again… because, you guessed it—there was a dog.
It’s sporty, breezy, and unapologetically dog-distracted. Just like you.
🔑 Key Features:
- 100% Polyester – Stays cool, dries faster than your excuses.
- PosiCharge® Technology – Keeps colors locked in longer than your attention span at a dog park.
- Double Needle Hems – Reinforced for running, lounging, or dramatic exits.
- Side Seams – Built to hold shape even when you’re emotionally unhinged from seeing a schnauzer.
- Tear-Away Label – Because you don’t need scratchy distractions when you’re chasing tail (literally).
🧼 Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold like your caffeine-deprived soul
- No bleach (dogs are colorblind anyway)
- Tumble dry low or just air it out on your dashboard
- No ironing unless you’re feeling dangerously ambitious
- Do not dry clean unless you’re also dry cleaning your emotional baggage
📏 Size Guide:
- XS – For folks who run fast, talk fast, and brake hard for Chihuahuas.
- S – The standard issue for dog spotters who travel light and sprint often.
- M – A middle ground for those who chase dogs but still value snack storage space.
- L – For humans who need wiggle room when lunging at fluffy distractions.
- XL – Generous comfort for exaggerated storytelling and grand hand gestures.
- 2XL – Built for long walks, longer excuses, and emergency dog treats.
- 3XL – Because sometimes one dog turns into five and your shirt should keep up.
- 4XL – Maximum airflow and freedom to dramatically react to every passing pupper.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair it with joggers, a leash, and your favorite “Oops I Adopted Another Dog” energy. Ideal for workouts, park strolls, or running 10 minutes late to everything.
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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Width, in 18.50 20.00 21.50 23.00 24.50 26.00 28.00 30.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 32.50 33.00 Sleeve Length from Center Back, in 17.75 18.50 19.25 20.00 20.75 21.50 22.25 23.00
Price range: $31.78 through $38.95