Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Boxy Tee
$30.28 – $32.75
This boxy tee is the fashion equivalent of spotting a dog mid-conversation and vanishing into the sunset. Cropped just enough to say “I tried,” oversized enough to say “but not too hard,” and soft enough to cancel plans in—because, yes, there was a dog and no, you’re not sorry.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : boxy dog lover tee, cropped excuse shirt, dog distracted apparel, funny women’s oversized tee, sorry I’m late fashion
Let’s be honest—punctuality is overrated, especially when there’s a four-legged friend involved. This oversized boxy tee is for the unapologetically dog-distracted. Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton, it’s soft enough to nap in, oversized enough to hide the evidence of said nap, and stylish enough to wear while sprinting after a pug named Pickles. With a relaxed, cropped silhouette and pigment-dyed perfection, this tee screams, “I came. I saw. I got distracted by a dog.”
🔑 Key Features:
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100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Softer than a puppy’s ears. Seriously.
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Heavyweight Fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) – Because lightweight is for people who show up on time.
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Boxy Fit, Cropped Body – The “I’m not trying too hard but still look amazing” fit.
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Pigment-Dyed – That vintage, lived-in vibe that says “I’ve been late my whole life.”
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Ethically Made – No sweatshops, no guilt, just dog-loving goodness.
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Sewn-in Twill Label – Zero scratchiness, full comfort.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart)
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Tumble dry low (like your expectations of being early)
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Iron low if you’re into effort
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No dry cleaning—this tee’s already too cool for that
📏 Size Guide:
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Small (S) – For petite dog lovers who sprint toward every tail wag with zero hesitation.
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Medium (M) – A comfy middle ground for those who pretend they’ll be on time… but spot a dachshund.
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Large (L) – More room to move, snack, and dramatically gasp at every passing golden retriever.
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Extra Large (XL) – Spacious, comfy, and ideal for intense lounging between emotional support dog sightings.
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2XL – Oversized bliss with plenty of room for excuses, snacks, and spontaneous dog cuddles.
💡 Pro Tip: Pairs perfectly with leggings, coffee, messy buns, and a complete disregard for punctuality. Bonus style points if you have dog treats in your pocket “just in case.”
#BoxyButBrilliant #DogSightingsOverDeadlines #CroppedForCorgis #FashionablyLateThanksToFido #OversizedAndUnapologetic
S M L XL 2XL Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 Length, in 20.00 21.00 22.00 23.00 24.00 Sleeve length from center back, in 15.62 16.50 17.37 18.37 19.25 -