Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve V-Neck Tee
$27.72 – $30.67
This V-neck is the unofficial uniform of dog-distracted humans everywhere. Lightweight, stylish, and breathable enough to chase a corgi across a park—this tee says “sorry I’m late” so you don’t have to. (Blame the dog. Always blame the dog.)
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : canine excuse clothing, distracted by dogs fashion, dog lover v-neck tee, funny unisex dog shirt, sorry I’m late apparel
For the punctuality-challenged with great taste in both fashion and fur babies, this V-neck tee says what your flustered face can’t: “I saw a dog and my priorities shifted dramatically.” With its breathable, lightweight cotton and retail-ready silhouette, this tee is perfect for everything from brunch to bark parks. Bonus: it’s ethically made, sustainably sourced, and stylish enough to wear while dodging judgment and shedding. (Dog hair, obviously.)
🔑 Key Features:
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100% Airlume Combed Ring-Spun Cotton – Feels like a hug from a golden retriever.
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Lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²) – For maximum agility when chasing tiny fluffballs.
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Stylish V-Neck Cut – Bold neckline, bold excuses.
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Retail Fit – Sleek silhouette perfect for pairing with a latte and a leash.
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Side Seams & Shoulder Tape – Keeps its shape better than your schedule.
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Tear-Away Label – Because scratchy tags and shedding don’t mix.
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Fair Labor & WRAP Certified – Made with more ethics than your calendar management.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F)
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Tumble dry low
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Do not bleach
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Iron medium if you’re feeling extra
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Absolutely no dry cleaning—this tee is already too cool for that
📏 Size Guide:
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XS – For the ultra-punctual human who only stops for teacup poodles.
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S – Slim, snappy, and just enough space for spontaneous squirrel-chasing.
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M – A universal fit for those who say, “It won’t take long,” then pet five dogs.
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L – Slightly oversized for maximum snack storage and accidental napping.
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XL – The “I’m late but fashionably fluffed” special.
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2XL – Plenty of room for big dog energy and even bigger excuses.
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3XL – For professional dog whisperers who need their fashion as laid-back as their leash skills.
💡 Pro Tip: This V-neck pairs beautifully with denim, joggers, or whatever you threw on after sprinting toward a random doodle in public. Want bonus style points? Add a pair of sunglasses and an iced coffee. It screams “late but lovable.”
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S M L XL 2XL Width, in 17.99 20.00 22.01 23.98 25.98 Length, in 27.72 28.74 29.72 30.75 31.73 Sleeve length, in 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 -