Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
$21.23 – $27.90
Soft, lightweight, and socially acceptable to wear to every event you’re late to because of an unexpected dog sighting. This tee says what you’re too breathless from chasing that golden retriever to explain.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : fashionably delayed apparel, funny soft cotton t-shirt, lightweight canine distraction wear, sorry I’m late shirt, unisex dog excuse tee
Finally—a tee that’s as soft as a golden retriever’s ears and twice as loyal to your comfort. This unisex softstyle t-shirt is lightweight, breathable, and ready to take the fall for your chronic dog-petting detours. Made with 100% ring-spun cotton (a.k.a. the VIP of fabrics), this shirt offers casual comfort, a clean crew neckline, and the perfect excuse printed right on the front. Whether you’re heading to brunch, a meeting, or literally just chasing a poodle down the sidewalk—this shirt has your back, front, and alibi.
🔑 Key Features:
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100% Ring-Spun Cotton (Solid Colors) – So soft it may distract you from the dog you were already distracted by.
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Classic Fit with Crew Neckline – Great for layering under cardigans or excuses.
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No Side Seams – Just uninterrupted comfort and no underarm drama.
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Shoulder Tape Reinforcement – Because even your shirt should be more stable than your schedule.
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Tear-Away Label – Comfort so pure, you won’t even notice you’re late.
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Ethically Made – Cotton grown with more integrity than your reason for being 20 minutes behind.
🧼 Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors.
- Tumble dry low.
- Do not bleach.
- Iron on low heat only if you’re feeling fancy.
- Definitely do not dry clean unless you’re trying to be that person.
📏 Size Guide:
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XS – For compact humans and professional lapdog cuddlers.
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S – Snug and stylish for those who chase tiny dogs and dreams.
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M – The default size for casual lateness and medium-sized distractions.
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L – A comfy fit for people who stop mid-sentence to point at a corgi.
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XL – Enough space to breathe, move, and explain your sixth “dog delay” of the week.
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2XL – More room, more comfort, more excuses. Ideal for emotional support hoomans.
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3XL – For those who love oversized stories and even bigger tail wags.
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4XL – You saw the dog, petted the dog, and now need a shirt that understands.
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5XL – Maximum coverage for maximum distraction—your dog radar is unmatched.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair with jeans, sneakers, and a confident smirk. Bonus style points if you also arrive covered in fur and holding a half-empty pup cup.
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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 -