Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

Finally—a tee that’s as soft as a golden retriever’s ears and twice as loyal to your comfort. This unisex softstyle t-shirt is lightweight, breathable, and ready to take the fall for your chronic dog-petting detours. Made with 100% ring-spun cotton (a.k.a. the VIP of fabrics), this shirt offers casual comfort, a clean crew neckline, and the perfect excuse printed right on the front. Whether you’re heading to brunch, a meeting, or literally just chasing a poodle down the sidewalk—this shirt has your back, front, and alibi.

🔑 Key Features:

• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton (Solid Colors) – So soft it may distract you from the dog you were already distracted by.

• Classic Fit with Crew Neckline – Great for layering under cardigans or excuses.

• No Side Seams – Just uninterrupted comfort and no underarm drama.

• Shoulder Tape Reinforcement – Because even your shirt should be more stable than your schedule.

• Tear-Away Label – Comfort so pure, you won’t even notice you’re late.

• Ethically Made – Cotton grown with more integrity than your reason for being 20 minutes behind.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors.
• Tumble dry low.
• Do not bleach.
• Iron on low heat only if you’re feeling fancy.
• Definitely do not dry clean unless you’re trying to be that person.

📏 Size Guide:

• XS – For compact humans and professional lapdog cuddlers.

• S – Snug and stylish for those who chase tiny dogs and dreams.

• M – The default size for casual lateness and medium-sized distractions.

• L – A comfy fit for people who stop mid-sentence to point at a corgi.

• XL – Enough space to breathe, move, and explain your sixth “dog delay” of the week.

• 2XL – More room, more comfort, more excuses. Ideal for emotional support hoomans.

• 3XL – For those who love oversized stories and even bigger tail wags.

• 4XL – You saw the dog, petted the dog, and now need a shirt that understands.

• 5XL – Maximum coverage for maximum distraction—your dog radar is unmatched.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair with jeans, sneakers, and a confident smirk. Bonus style points if you also arrive covered in fur and holding a half-empty pup cup.

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