Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

For those who sprint toward golden retrievers and away from punctuality—this tee is your perfect fit. Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it’s light, breathable, and so soft you’ll consider skipping plans just to hang out with your shirt. The retail fit works for coffee dates, grocery runs, or explaining to your boss why a dachshund derailed your schedule (again). Ethical, sustainable, and ridiculously wearable—it’s basically the T-shirt version of your best excuse.

🔑 Key Features:

• 100% Airlume Cotton (in most colors) – So soft, even the dog you stopped for would approve.

• Retail Fit – Not too loose, not too tight. Basically the Goldilocks of lateness attire.

• Side Seams & Shoulder Tape – Keeps its shape like your story about “just seeing one dog” (it was six).

• Tear-Away Label – Scratch-free for smooth apologies and smooth moves.

• Crew Neckline – Classic and perfect for pairing with necklaces or that “please forgive me” smile.

• Ethically Made – Because your conscience should feel as good as your T-shirt.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F).
• Tumble dry low.
• Iron on medium heat if you’re feeling ambitious.
• Do not dry clean unless you enjoy unnecessary stress.

📏 Size Guide:

• XS – For compact humans with maximum dog-spotting enthusiasm.

• S – Ideal for those who arrive late but with excellent eye contact and dog stories.

• M – The go-to size for casual charm and casual lateness.

• L – For full-body comfort while reenacting your unexpected husky detour.

• XL – Enough room to carry your emotional baggage… and a few treats.

• 2XL – When you need extra space for excuses and enthusiasm.

• 3XL – Big on comfort, bigger on canine credibility.

• 4XL – For the bold, the cozy, and the highly distractible.

• 5XL – Maximum size, maximum softness, and maximum “Yes, I stopped for a golden retriever.”

💡 Pro Tip:Layer it, knot it, or wear it straight—just make sure to pair it with a believable tone when you say, “Sorry I’m late… I saw a dog.” Bonus points if there’s dog fur on it for visual proof.

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