Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Garment-Dyed T-Shirt

Finally—a shirt that’s as honest as your social calendar and as soft as the puppy that derailed your entire day. This Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee is made with 100% ring-spun US cotton, garment-dyed for that lived-in look, and pre-shrunk so it doesn’t betray you in the wash. Whether you’re chasing dogs, dodging responsibilities, or casually announcing your lateness in style, this relaxed fit shirt is here to support your journey—emotionally and sartorially. Bonus: it comes in 58 glorious colors, just like your moods.

🔑 Key Features:

• 100% Ring-Spun US Cotton – Soft, durable, ethically sourced, and ready to be your alibi in textile form.

• Garment-Dyed Finish – A worn-in look that says “I’ve been late for years, and I look fabulous doing it.”

• Relaxed Fit – Great for lounging, layering, or dramatically sprinting after dogs mid-conversation.

• Double-Needle Stitching – Reinforced seams for long-lasting wear… because excuses never go out of fashion.

• Tubular Knit, No Side Seams – Clean look, no twisty side weirdness. Just pure, uninterrupted comfort.

• Sizes S–4XL – Inclusive sizing for all humans equally enchanted by four-legged distractions.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F).
• Tumble dry low. Iron on low if you’re feeling ambitious.
• Do not bleach or dry clean unless chaos is your brand.

📏 Size Guide:

• S (Small) – For minimalist dog spotters who run fast and make swift excuses.

• M (Medium) – A classic choice for casual roamers and part-time pupper chasers.

• L (Large) – Ideal for those who make a grand late entrance, possibly holding a leash.

• XL (Extra Large) – Built for full-body comfort and maximum storytelling about that surprise corgi encounter.

• 2XL – For late arrivals with large personalities (and possibly a dog treat in each pocket).

• 3XL – Extra space for extra drama (and maybe a backup excuse).

• 4XL – Because your dog love—and your shirt—should never be restricted.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair it with messy hair, a coffee cup, and that look that says, “I was on time until a French Bulldog changed my destiny.” Works at brunch, dog parks, casual Fridays, and any event where your punctuality is questionable but your outfit isn’t.

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