Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Heavy Duty Floor Mat
$27.80 – $166.37
This heavy duty floor mat is tough, unapologetic, and ready to take on muddy shoes and muddier excuses. With bold prints and a non-slip grip, it’s the ultimate welcome for guests—and the perfect alibi for dog-fueled delays.
Categories : Home & Living, Rugs & Mats
Tag : dog excuse welcome mat, funny heavy duty floor mat, muddy paw print defense system, non slip rug of denial, polyester mat for professional procrastinators
Finally—a floor mat tough enough to withstand muddy shoes, judgmental guests, and your complete inability to show up on time. This heavy duty floor mat is made from 100% polyester with a rubber backing strong enough to stay put even if you don’t. Designed to feature your dog-related excuse in full, edge-to-edge glory, it’s perfect for entryways, mudrooms, and anywhere you need a little personality underfoot (and a little forgiveness at the door).
🔑 Key Features:
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Polyester Front & Rubber Back – Soft on top, serious business underneath—like you before coffee.
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Non-Slip Backing – Keeps the mat in place even when you’re rushing out because you misread the clock.
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Vibrant One-Sided Print – Printed in bold, unapologetic color that says, “Yes, I stopped for a corgi.”
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Black Trim – Sleek and classic, like your best attempt at punctuality.
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Heavy Duty Design – Built to last longer than your last New Year’s resolution.
🧼 Care Instructions:
- Hand wash only. Wipe clean with a soft, damp cloth.
- No harsh scrubbing—this mat has already endured enough from your schedule.
📏 Size Guide:
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18″ × 24″ – Small but mighty; ideal for tight entryways, solo shoes, or dramatic pet bowls.
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18″ × 27″ – Just a bit longer—perfect for politely hinting, “Wipe your feet and your excuses.”
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24″ × 36″ – Great for standard doorways or standing in place while awkwardly explaining your tardiness.
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36″ × 60″ – A statement mat for statement-making entrances (and large dog butts).
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48″ × 72″ – Go big or go home… after petting every dog along the way. This one’s for high-traffic homes or full-blown dog households.
💡 Pro Tip: Place this mat wherever people need a fair warning: at your door, in your kitchen, or by your desk. It sets the tone immediately—“This is a dog-prioritized household. Lower your expectations (and wipe your feet).”
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18″ × 24″ 18″ × 27″ 24″ × 36″ 36″ × 60″ 48″ × 72″ Width, in 18.00 18.00 24.00 36.00 48.00 Length , in 24.00 27.00 36.00 60.00 72.00 Thickness, in 0.20 0.20 0.20 0.20 0.20 -
$16.10 – $35.33
$27.80 – $166.37