Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Mason Jar

Equal parts charming and suspiciously hipster, this 12oz frosted glass mason jar is ready to upgrade your hydration game—while casually excusing your chronic lateness. Whether you’re sipping iced tea, cold brew, or a cocktail cleverly disguised as “juice,” this jar comes with a matching straw and screw-on lid, so you can confidently sip on-the-go, even if you’ve just detoured to pet a stranger’s golden retriever. Durable, delightfully aesthetic, and 100% judgment-free.

🔑 Key Features:

• 12oz Capacity – Just enough room for drinks and dramatically retelling the story of that dachshund you met.

• Frosted Glass – Smooth, sleek, and more photogenic than you are before coffee.

• Wide Mouth Opening – Easy to fill, easy to clean, easier to panic-guzzle.

• Screw-On Lid with Straw – Travel-ready for hikes, picnics, or spontaneous dog-chasing adventures.

• Perfect for Soft Drinks & Cocktails – Or both at once—we don’t judge hydration methods.

• REACH Compliant – Safe from toxins, unlike your time management.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Hand wash only. Think of it as bonding time between you, the sponge, and your questionable beverage choices.

📏 Size Guide:

• Height: 5.12″

• Diameter: 2.99″
  Ideal for holding your drink, your dignity, and your last excuse.

💡 Pro Tip: Use this mason jar to say, “Yes, I’m late—but at least I’m hydrated and on brand.” Perfect for iced coffee on the patio, cocktails at sunset, or lemonade while you “accidentally” follow a corgi four blocks off course. Add fruit slices for flair. Add a dog story for forgiveness.

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