Best Dog Mom Ever Distressed Cap – Fashionably Frayed Just Like Your Sanity

Made from 100% cotton twill and pre-distressed like your patience during bath time, this unisex cap delivers peak casual vibes and low-key chaos. The adjustable D-ring strap ensures it fits all head sizes—whether you’re full of knowledge or just full of snacks.

It’s soft, breathable, and designed with that lived-in vintage flair that screams: “I’ve been chasing a muddy dog since 7am, and I still look fabulous.” Printed with DTF (that’s Direct to Film, you rascal), it’s perfect for letting everyone know who’s alpha around here (hint: it’s not the dog).

✨ Key Features

• 100% Cotton Twill: Soft, breathable, and stylishly rugged—like your personality.

• Pre-Distressed: So you don’t have to pretend you didn’t forget it in the car for three weeks.

• Low Profile, High Sass: Unstructured and ready for any messy bun moment.

• Adjustable D-Ring Closure: Fits all heads and most egos.

• Printed with DTF Tech: Yep, it’s durable. And yes, we snickered too.

🧼 Care Instructions

Spot clean with warm water and a mild soap. Gently scrub with a soft-bristled brush like you’re exfoliating your bad decisions. Do not soak, bleach, or toss it in the washer—this hat is distressed enough, thank you.

💡 Pro Tip: When your dog steals it and runs across the yard with it in their mouth, just tell people it’s “extra distressed” and charge $10 more. 🧢🐾💸

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