Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Black Mug (11oz, 15oz)
$8.45 – $9.88
Late again? Blame it on a dog and sip away the judgment with this black ceramic mug of excuse-fueled glory. Whether you’re sipping coffee, tea, or your will to function, this BPA-free bad boy handles it all—microwaves it, dishwasher cleans it, and silently judges you for the third refill. Available in two sizes: “barely surviving” (11oz) and “don’t talk to me yet” (15oz).
Categories : Home & Living, Mugs
Tag : canine chaos cup, dog excuse coffee, funny black mug, late again mug, sarcastic drinkware
Embrace your dog-loving lateness with a mug that speaks fluent sarcasm and steams with caffeine. This glossy black ceramic masterpiece is perfect for your daily dose of coffee, tea, or piping hot excuses. Whether you’re running late or just hiding from responsibilities, this mug has your back—and your beverage.
Key Features:
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Glossy Ceramic Drama: A black mug so shiny it reflects your questionable life choices with cinematic flair.
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Two Sizes of Sass: Choose from 11oz (for the mildly sleep-deprived) or 15oz (for full-blown Monday denial).
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Microwave + Dishwasher Safe: Because we both know you’re not hand-washing anything.
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BPA & Lead-Free: Just caffeine and regret, hold the toxins.
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C-Shaped Handle: Ergonomically designed for dramatic sipping.
Care Instructions:
- Dishwasher-safe for those who can’t be bothered.
- Microwave-safe because you WILL forget about your drink and have to reheat it three times.
Size Guide:
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11oz: For humans pretending to be productive.
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15oz: For humans who know they won’t be.
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Height: 3.86″–4.72″
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Diameter: 3.35″
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Diameter with Handle: Enough to fit a hand and a bad attitude
Pro Tip: Pair this mug with a dramatic eye roll, a messy bun, and an “I saw a dog, what do you want from me?” attitude. Also great for intimidating coworkers into leaving you alone until your second cup.
#MorningMugStruggles #BlameTheDogAgain #CaffeineAlibi #NotLateJustCanine #SipSnarkRepeat
11oz 15oz Height, in 3.86 4.72 Diameter, in 3.35 3.35 Diameter (with handle), in 4.72 5.12 -