Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Wood Panel Painting

Announce your allegiance to the canine distraction lifestyle with a wood panel that says what your soul’s been screaming. This stylish 8” × 12” MDF masterpiece hangs proudly wherever you want to look classy and quirky all at once—be it your kitchen, hallway, or emotional support corner. Made of high-grade medium-density fiberboard (aka the wood that doesn’t flinch), it won’t rust, warp, or judge your life choices. Comes with a handy string, because nails are overrated.

Key Features:

• 100% MDF: That’s Medium-Density Fiberboard—basically wood’s sophisticated cousin that never splits under pressure.

• Sizeable Sass: 8” × 12” of visual truth for guests, coworkers, or that one neighbor who keeps knocking.

• Hanging String Included: No tools? No problem. Just hook and hang, and voilà—your life now has art.

• Indoors or Outdoors: Whether it’s gracing your home or being passive-aggressive outside your office door, it weathers the elements (and the humans).

• Dog-Approved (Probably): No formal testing, but we’re pretty sure they’d wag for it.

Care Instructions:

• Wipe gently with a dry cloth while whispering sweet nothings.
• Avoid soaking it like your cereal when you’re sad.

Size Guide:

• 8″ × 12″ – The perfect size to loudly declare your distractions without yelling (but still yelling, just… stylishly).

Pro Tip: Pair this sign with a real dog sighting near your house for maximum believability and neighborhood fame. Bonus points if you install dramatic lighting.

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