Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Garden Banner

Turn your backyard into the sassiest corner of the neighborhood with our “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Garden Banner. Whether you’re battling weeds or just chilling with a coffee while pretending to do yard work, this vibrant little banner is the ultimate excuse flag and canine-powered conversation starter. Made of polyester so tough it could survive a toddler birthday party, this weatherproof beauty laughs in the face of sun, rain, and squirrel judgment.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester: Basically the superhero of synthetic fabrics – strong, flexible, and quick-drying (unlike your humor).

• Double-Sided Design: Your excuse can be seen from both directions – perfect for nosy neighbors and lost delivery drivers.

• Sleeve at the Top: Ready to slide onto your standard flagpole, garden stake, or homemade stick of seasonal glory.

• Weather & Fade Resistant: Rain, shine, or snowball fight – this banner stays bold and fabulous.

• Vibrant Colors: Printed with tech so fancy even your dog would be impressed (if they weren’t busy chasing bees).

Care Instructions:

• Remove when not in use (or when the HOA comes snooping).
• Wash gently with a neutral detergent, and do not bleach unless you want to confuse your mail carrier with a ghost banner.

Size Guide:

• One Size: 12″ × 18″ – That’s big enough to make a statement, but small enough not to be considered an aggressive manifesto.
  (30.48cm × 45.72cm for those who measure like Europeans or spreadsheets.)

Pro Tip: Pair it with a garden gnome, ceramic pug, or inflatable flamingo for maximum curbside comedic impact. Bonus points if your real dog photobombs it regularly.

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