Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog House Banner
$29.70
Let your house scream “I’m stylish and easily distracted by dogs” with this glorious double-sided banner. Weatherproof, fade-resistant, and loud enough to startle your neighbors (with your wit, of course), it’s the perfect way to declare your canine priorities without barking yourself. Just hang it up and watch your lawn become the talk of the town—or at least the sniff-stop for every local pup.
Categories : Home & Living, Home Decor
Tag : Canine Chaos Signage, Dog Humor Decor, Funny House Banner, Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog, Yard Flair with Bark
Spruce up your home’s curb appeal and let the neighborhood know your priorities (dogs > punctuality). This weatherproof, double-sided house banner is here to scream “I have excellent taste in décor and in excuses!” Made with 100% polyester poplin-canvas, it’s tough enough to handle the elements and fabulous enough to make your mail carrier pause for a second look.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester Poplin-Canvas: Sturdy, lightweight, and almost as loyal as your dog.
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Weatherproof & Fade-Resistant: Rain? Sun? Judgmental in-laws? This banner shrugs it all off.
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Double-Sided Design: Your message of dog-obsession shines from every angle.
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Top Sleeve for Hanging: Ready to mount—just BYOF (Bring Your Own Flagpole).
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Vertical Orientation: Built to stand tall, like your love for canines.
Care Instructions:
Treat your banner like your favorite houseguest: take it inside during extreme conditions and give it a gentle wash with a neutral detergent when it starts looking like it’s been rolling in the mud with your pup.
Size Guide:
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36″ x 60″ (That’s big enough to make your HOA nervous.)
Pro Tip: Pair it with a matching doormat and a suspiciously enthusiastic bark from your dog, and you’ve officially created a welcome experience people will never forget… or stop talking about.
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36″ × 60″ Width, in 36.00 Length, in 60.00 -