Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Free-Standing Wooden Decor
$15.03 – $24.82
Looking for a sign? This is it. Literally. Our “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Free-Standing Wooden Decor is here to stand tall, stay sassy, and add rustic flair to your home faster than you can say “squirrel!” Made from 100% sustainably sourced birch plywood and shaped like letters, numbers, and symbols of your choosing, it’s the alphabet’s glow-up moment—no nails required. Sturdy, artsy, and judgment-free (unlike Karen from HOA).
Categories : Home & Living, Home Decor
Tag : freestanding letter art, funny wood signs, quirky desk accessories, sustainable sass, wooden home decor
Decor that stands up for your personality—and on its own! These free-standing wooden wonders are crafted from 100% birch plywood (because MDF is for quitters). Choose from a full alphabet, numbers, shapes, and symbols to spell out your feelings, your name, or simply “WOOF.” Sustainably sourced, dog-approved, and perfect for bookshelves, desks, or shrine-worthy dog corners.
Key Features:
🐾 100% Birch Plywood: Strong enough to survive your decor indecisiveness. Durable, lightweight, and sustainable—just like your love for dogs.
🌳 Sustainably Sourced: Because trees are friends, not just future furniture.
🔤 All the Shapes: Letters, numbers, stars, hearts, hexagons—basically everything but a dog (you already saw one, remember?).
🔧 Freestanding Design: No nails. No hammers. No existential crises. It stands proudly on its own—just like your opinions.
🌍 Made in South Korea: Exquisitely crafted with the precision of a K-drama plot twist.
Care Instructions:
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Dust gently with a dry cloth.
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Do not feed it to your dog.
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Avoid soaking unless you’re into warping as an aesthetic choice.
Size Guide:
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Letters & Numbers – About 6″ tall and perfectly desktop dramatic
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Symbols & Shapes – From cute hearts to bold stars, sizes vary but all scream “look at me!”
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Depth – A sturdy 0.87” thick. Enough to stand. Enough to impress.
Pro Tip: Spell out “DOG” in bold, wooden glory and place it where guests can’t miss it. Bonus points if you pretend it’s your pet’s signature art installation.
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