Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Mylar Helium Balloon

When your excuse is too good to keep grounded, let it soar—literally. This helium-ready mylar balloon takes your dog-induced lateness to new heights with a high-resolution design printed on a shiny white surface that screams, “I have zero regrets.” Whether it’s floating through a birthday, a backyard bash, or just hovering awkwardly in your living room for days, this balloon is built to last, waterproof, and ready for dramatic re-inflations.

Warning: May cause spontaneous laughter, prolonged staring, and an intense desire to pet every dog in sight.

Key Features:

🎈 Helium-Ready Design – Fill it up and let your socially acceptable excuse gently hover.
💨 Self-Sealing Valve – The balloon seals itself. Unlike your ability to stop talking about that dog you saw.
💧 Waterproof Inks – Because dog parties don’t cancel for drizzle.
🌀 Reusable & Durable – Deflate, reinflate, and repeat your excuse as many times as needed.
✨ Glossy Mylar Finish – White on the front, silver on the back, and 100% fabulous on both sides.

Care Instructions:

• Take it to your local helium dealer (florist, grocery store, or neighborhood wizard).

• Use the self-sealing valve for inflation.

• When the fun deflates (literally), use the included deflation instructions to save and store.

• Re-inflate whenever you need a lift (emotionally or decoratively).

Size Guide:

🎈 Deflated – 22″ Diameter: A flat circle of potential—like your social plans before you saw a dog.

🎈 Inflated – 18″ Diameter: Perfectly puffed and proudly airborne—ready to float your excuses with flair.

📏 Inflated Width – 11.8″: Just wide enough to block judgmental stares and silently scream “DOG!”

Pro Tip:Pair with a string, ribbon, or sheer determination. Float it near your front door so every guest is greeted with the truth: “Yes, I’m late. Yes, it was worth it. Look at that face.”

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