Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Lawn Sign
$14.82
Finally, a lawn sign that speaks your truth louder than your ringtone at a silent retreat. Weatherproof, eye-catching, and brutally honest, this sign proudly declares what everyone already suspects: you were late because there was a dog. Set it, stake it, and let the neighbors know your priorities are exactly where they should be—on four legs and covered in fur.
Categories : Home & Living, Home Decor
Tag : dog lover outdoor sign, fluted polypropylene sass, funny lawn sign, sarcastic yard decor, Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog
Why explain yourself when your lawn can do the heavy lifting? This hilarious one-sided lawn sign is the ultimate greeting for passersby, mail carriers, nosy neighbors, and time-sensitive guests. Made from water-resistant fluted polypropylene, it’s strong enough to endure weather, squirrels, and awkward small talk.
It comes with an H-shaped stake, because if you’re going to make a statement, you better plant it firmly into the earth like your commitment to dog-watching. Just stick it in your yard and let the sign handle your public relations.
Key Features:
🌧 Water-Resistant Polypropylene – Survives rain, snow, and whatever life throws at your social calendar.
🎨 Vibrant One-Sided Print – Bright, bold, and readable from across the street (or timeline).
🪵 Metal H-Shaped Stake Included – Easily mounts into soil, grass, or your pile of abandoned responsibilities.
🇺🇸 Assembled in the USA – With globally sourced parts and locally sourced sarcasm.
📏 One Size Fits All Yards – Whether your lawn is landscaped or just kinda… there.Care Instructions:
🧼 Wipe gently with a damp cloth—no aggressive scrubbing required (or recommended).
☕ Best viewed from the porch while holding a beverage and pretending you’re too busy to come to the door.Size Guide:
📏 22″ x 15″ – Large enough to make a statement, small enough not to block your dog’s view of squirrels.
📐 Stake: 30″ x 10.1″ – Secure, sturdy, and maybe a little different depending on which supplier had coffee that day. Some stakes have ridges. Some are smooth. Just like people.
Pro Tip: Place it near your front walk, driveway, or that one bald patch of grass you keep blaming on “shade.” Bonus points if you set up a dog bed underneath and pretend it’s your official alibi station.
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22” x 15” Width, in 22.01 Height, in 15.00