Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Balloon (Round and Heart-shaped) 11″

Celebrate any occasion—birthday, bridal shower, intervention for chronic tardiness—with a balloon that says what everyone’s thinking: “Yes, I’m late. Yes, it was the dog.” These 11″ coated mylar balloons are the perfect lightweight excuse you can carry anywhere, indoors or out. They’re air-inflated (no helium, no floaty nonsense) and come with a handy stick for maximum sass-to-go.

Choose between classic round or sweet heart-shaped, depending on your mood—or the dog’s mood, let’s be honest.

Key Features:

🎈 Coated Mylar Material – Durable, sassy, and incapable of holding grudges.
🎨 High-Res, Waterproof Print – For crisp, colorful designs that won’t melt in the rain—unlike your social battery.
❤️ Round or Heart-Shaped Options – Because sometimes lateness is adorable, and sometimes it’s dramatic.
🪄 Stick Included – Makes moving your excuses around easier than moving on from missing brunch.
♻️ Reusable – Inflate, deflate, repeat. Just like your will to meet deadlines.

Care Instructions:

🧼 Follow the inflation instructions included in the package.
💨 Inflate with air only (no helium—you’re grounded, just like your time management).
🧯 Do not microwave, iron, or use as a flotation device (yes, someone had to be told this).

Size Guide:

🔵 Round (Inflated: 9.06″ × 9.06″) – Classic and delightfully circular—like the loop you go in every time someone asks why you’re late.

❤️ Heart (Inflated: 8.66″ × 8.66″) – Shaped like your love for dogs (and mild avoidance of responsibility).

📏 Balloon + Stick Height: 20.08″ – Tall enough to wave dramatically when making your grand entrance… 30 minutes late.

Pro Tip: Perfect for gifting, gloating, or simply waving around when you show up late and want to look festive while being forgiven. Bonus: Dogs love the attention. Just maybe don’t let them chew it.

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