Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Wood Signs
Price range: $16.10 through $33.15
This wooden wall sign delivers your go-to excuse with rustic flair and zero remorse. Made from durable Baltic birch and UV-printed to last longer than your attention span, it’s available in four sizes of perfectly timed sarcasm. Hook and twine included—punctuality not.
Categories : Home & Living, Home Decor
Tag : baltic birch excuse plaque, dog lover rustic sign, funny wooden wall sign, sarcastic home decor, Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog
Rustic charm meets chronically late energy in this Baltic birch beauty of a wall sign. Whether you’re hanging it in the entryway as a warning or above your workspace as an excuse, this wooden wonder says what we’re all thinking: “Yes, I’m late—again—but there was a dog.”
Crafted from durable Baltic birch wood and printed using fancy-pants UV technology for vibrant, long-lasting sass, this sign arrives ready to hang with both a hook and twine string. Available in four sizes for all levels of commitment, from subtle chuckle to full-blown bark of honesty.
Slight edge marks may occur—but honestly, so do emotional breakdowns. We call it character.
Key Features:
🌳 Baltic Birch Wood – Rustic, sturdy, and naturally perfect for holding excuses.
🖨 UV-Printed Design – Bold, crisp lettering that says, “I’m here. Eventually.”
📏 Four Size Options – Choose your level of visible regret: 6″, 8″, 10″, or 12″.
🧵 Hook + Jute Twine Included – No tools, no drama—just hang and humble-brag.
🪵 Natural Finish with Personality – Slight edge marks may appear. Like your schedule, it’s not perfect—and that’s okay.Care Instructions:
- Gently wipe with a soft, dry cloth.
- Avoid harsh chemicals, heavy scrubbing, or confronting the truth about your calendar habits.
Size Guide:
🪧 6″ × 6″ – Small but snarky. Perfect for shelves, desks, or gently shaming yourself in a cozy corner.
🪧 8″ × 8″ – Just noticeable enough to catch attention—and passive-aggressively set expectations.
🪧 10″ × 10″ – Statement-ready for entryways, hallways, or anywhere late arrivals are most frequent.
🪧 12″ × 12″ – Bold, unapologetic, and impossible to miss—just like your excuses.
All signs are 0.25″ thick with a 16.54″ string – Perfectly lightweight and ready to hang, no excuses needed.
Pro Tip: Gift one to your most reliably tardy friend (yes, even if that’s you). Bonus points if it hangs right above the dog leash to really drive the point home.
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6″ × 6″ 8″ × 8″ 10″ × 10″ 12″ × 12″ Diameter, in 6.00 8.00 10.00 12.00 Thickness, in 0.25 0.25 0.25 0.25 String length, in 16.54 16.54 16.54 16.54
Price range: $33.47 through $39.92
Price range: $16.10 through $33.15