Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Metal Art Sign

Your walls are whispering, “We need something snarky,” and this custom metal sign is ready to shout it in full matte glory. Made from durable yet lightweight white aluminum composite (aka “classy but savage”), this indoor-only piece adds just the right amount of attitude to any room.

With 11 fabulous size options and your choice of horizontal, vertical, or square drama, it’s ideal for living rooms, offices, entryways, and anywhere you’d like guests to know that punctuality was never really on your vision board. Each sign includes a mounting block, plate, and double-sided tape, so it practically installs itself—just like your guilt-free excuses.

Key Features:

🧱 100% Aluminum Composite – Strong, stylish, and significantly more reliable than your calendar app.
🎨 Matte Finish with Full-Color Print – Crisp, bold design that looks too good to be this late.
🖼 Multiple Shapes & Sizes – Because not all chaos is one-size-fits-all.
🧰 Includes Mounting Block + Tape – Some assembly required, but emotionally we’re all taped together anyway.
🏠 For Indoor Use Only – This sign belongs inside, like your last 12 takeout orders.

Care Instructions:

• Spot clean with warm water and dish soap.
• Avoid abrasives, ammonia, or cleaning while emotionally unstable.

Size Guide with Sass:

From subtle snark to full-scale wall domination, choose your vibe:

• 7″ x 5″ or 8″ x 8″ – The “hi, I’m funny but not overwhelming” starter pack

• 14″ x 11″ or 12″ x 12″ – Ideal for walls with commitment issues

• 30″ x 20″ or 24″ x 36″ – Because your excuses deserve space

• 12″ x 36″ (Vertical) – For tall tales and taller walls

Thickness: 0.12″ – Sleek, sturdy, and surprisingly graceful (unlike your arrival time).

Pro Tip: Hang it above your desk, next to the door, or anywhere you need to subtly warn people that if you’re late… a dog was probably involved. Bonus points if it’s mounted next to a leash rack or a pile of chewed-up schedules.

#ExcusesInAluminum #WallArtWithBark #PunctuallyImpaired #MatteNotModest #SorryDogAgain