Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Double Sided Flag

Let your lawn, porch, or event space do the talking—loudly and from both directions. This double-sided polyester flag is perfect for broadcasting your love of dogs and your complete disinterest in showing up on time. Whether you’re flying it at home, at an event, or just because you feel like making a dramatic entrance from your front yard, this flag delivers.

Lightweight enough to catch every breeze of judgment and bold enough to stop pedestrians mid-scroll, it boasts reinforced edges and vibrant printing on both sides—because your message deserves 360° visibility and zero apologies.

Key Features:

🏴 100% Durable Polyester – Strong, sturdy, and unlike your punctuality, built to last.
🔁 Double-Sided Print – Your excuse, in stereo. Visible from any angle, especially judgmental ones.
🎨 Vibrant Colors – Bright, bold, and impossible to ignore—like you with caffeine.
💨 Lightweight Material – Flies easily and dramatically, just like your weekend plans.
🧵 Reinforced Edges – Designed to survive wind, weather, and neighborhood envy.

Care Instructions:

🧼 Spot clean with mild soap and cold water.
🚫 Do not bleach, iron, or use to wipe tears from missed appointments.

Size Guide:

🟩 12″ × 18″ – Petite and powerful. Great for garden displays, mailbox sass, or passive-aggressive porch décor.

🟨 24″ × 36″ – Classic flag energy. Big enough to make a statement, but not so big that it scares the HOA.

🟥 30″ × 40″ – The “I’m serious about dogs and even more serious about not explaining myself” size.

🟦 36″ × 60″ – Maximum drama. Perfect for large fences, backyard declarations, or confusing local traffic.

Pro Tip: Fly it proudly at your home, party, tailgate, or protest against being on time. Bonus points if it flaps dramatically when someone asks why you’re late again.

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